ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER IS VERY VERY REAL

If it were not for the songs and money, it would basically just be normal dating in your twenties.

Bobby, I know I am only a simple grey person but lately I have noticed that the only stories that tempt me here are yours. I can tell right away that you’ve penned the posts that draw me in like Escher to a stairway (or cubes!). Also, I am impressed by the love you get from the graphics department.

We can all go home now.

She totally Brexited him.

Wow—oh shit! I was so excited to watch this because I love the show...and I love Jerry...and I love Margaret Cho.

From the comments here. hard to believe she has a successful 31 year career in comedy. But she does, haters. She has enough fans to make a good living doing what she does. I liked her early work, but haven’t seen enough of her modern stuff to make an opinion.

I don’t think the problem is strait guys at all. I think the problem is stupid people. For some reason whenever I come here the place is full of stupid. No idea why, actual car people usually seem pretty smart to me but this place seems to draw a surprising amount of stupid. I don’t come here often for that reason, so…

“I must write the worst comment I can summon in order to truly express how angry I am that this article only has one car.”

I’m simply shocked Jalopnik readers are not fans of Margaret Cho.

That’d be the one :)

If Ariel Winter had no boobs and less hips that dress wouldn’t be an issue.

Get on with your bad self, girlfriend.

I do agree that it’s sort of inappropriate for a graduation party, but I also think you have to take Ariel’s history into account. This is a young woman who has struggled A LOT to have some modicum of control over her own life - from her appearance (and her cup size) to her emancipation fight with her mother.

Bobby is right - it’s so, SO horrible. Bill Simmons, in the trailer: “HERE ARE A BUNCH OF STATEMENTS YOU WOULD EXPECT AN OBLIVIOUS MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN TO MAKE BUT I’M GOING TO ACT LIKE THEY’RE ACTUALLY PROVOCATIVE.”

This also applies to like 90% of facebook and instagram feeds. People cherry-picking moments to lead others to believe they have their shit together and/or are living their ~best lives~. I don't look at that because it invariably makes me feel shitty and anxious (and that might even be the whole point).

I hope one day I love something as much as Ben Affleck loves Tom Brady.

These « lifestyle » blogs always make me feel crappy and somewhat envious. And I say this as someone with a pretty charmed life, who is very well aware of her privilege.

Here are Matthew McConaughey’s deeply romantic musings on the first time he saw his wife, Camila Alves: “I didn’t say, ‘Who is that?’ I went, ‘What is that?’

Hey now. Allow me to defend my fair city by explaining that we think he’s a prick too.

Either he has a mouth full of cotton balls, bad botox all over his face or he’s fucking wicked hammaaaard.