THIS IS SO TRUE. My ex-friend was the kind who had an insane amount of pets. Like a dog, 5 cats, 4 ferrets, and iguana, and various other stuff. She was the first to tell you how much she loved animals, and she really did.

This certainly is a conundrum. There was a cat in my neighborhood that everyone loved, and hugged everyone who passed him. But he was outside without a collar in an urban setting. I thought whether I should catnap this car for his own safety, but decided against it, because I would feel bad for taking away an owner’s…

I have no idea what’s going on here nor am I familiar with Sir Sorbet. But I have experience working as a feral cat community manager and I will say this: I’ve met a lot of people who are very passionate about caring for animals. But some of them also have personality issues — inlcuding narcissism — that wind up being…

Turns out the Trump guy had overstayed his visa (“uh-oh!) BUT was white AND from Britain, so we won’t be hearing much about him, I’m guessing. Also, he didn’t have a gun and didn’t have much of a plan for getting one. I’m not even sure this qualifies as an “assassination attempt,” frankly.

“Unwitting satirist” should precede her name always.

Cool.

My incredibly racist aunt is no longer invited to thanksgiving because after being told that my brother-in-law has a half brother who is black responded with (and you have to imagine this in the most redneck accent imaginable) “that’s like being told that somebody died and you just don’t know what to say.”

Will do. Of course I have also told her that people who speak Spanish in the US almost always speak English, too. I only speak bad English and profanity, so I am extremely impressed by multi-lingual people. Talking to bigots is like yelling underwater. I have had a lot of practice with her.

*smh*

Also note that she called the waiter a teen...and then next referred to him as a child. I guess teens are children, but one who is working is likely at least fifteen. It says so much about HER view of him, IMO.

This from the man who has yet to meet a Deadly Sin he would not commit.

ugh it’s so fucking gross. I hate it. It is 100% irrelevant to the office. And yet. Everyone has to out-christian each other, even though a decent chunk of the country does not identify with any religion at all.

I don’t know why Paul wrote to the Corinthians anyway. They never wrote back.

I’ve heard that a lot of people have questions about that. People are saying that she read the first Corinthian, but didn’t bother with the second. She was on the road to Damascus, and got side-tracked. It was just disgusting.

Why can’t religion be a private thing? Why do people feel that it must be worn on their sleeve for all to see? Or worse, why do so many religious people feel the need to try and force those beliefs on others? I’m old and I just don’t remember it being that big of a deal back then. My neighborhood was a mix of jews,…

It does. Not. Matter.

“I have it on good authority that she’s secretly a j-o-o. Which is fine for handling money, I wouldn’t hire anyone else, and they are a beautiful people and they love me, but not really trustworthy in the White House.” ~ Carnie Handed Mango Man 2016

Let’s see the baptism certificate.

Implying that Obama is a secret Muslim/Kenyan helped get him the Republican nomination. He’s just going with what’s worked in the past. It is pretty hilarious to see Donald Trump, of all people, question other politician’s religious commitments, but even better to pastors taking him at face value.

Hillary Clinton was born in Nairobi. You heard it here, first.