Heehee. That’s why we adopted all our dogs when they were about a year old (it’s also a common age for shelter dogs to be - people give up their pets when they’re no longer puppies >__> ). We knew exactly what size they were gonna be, which was important especially when we got our second. They’re about the same size…

Divorces suck, so good for them? I can't get my future ex to drive 1.5 miles to leave my insurance card in the mailbox.

In general, I believe it is bad etiquette to complain about a wedding gift, but when someone gives you a live animal, I think it is totally acceptable to give them hell over it.

Gosh, I didn’t know that 😭 I always assumed they were the result of unethical selective breeding but that’s even worse.

Yep. She said “they were actually Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pigs, which typically grow to 200 pounds, unlike teacup pigs that top out at about 60 pounds” but that’s really not true. It sounds like she got confused.

The prim and proper BBC report also doesn’t delve into the epic amounts of shit a 200-300 pound pig produces. A family on my street had a potbelly pig they kept in the house and all of their kids had an odor that clung to their clothes.

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

This is an old scam repackaged. One of my current dogs came from a rescue, he was sold to her as a tea cup yorky for $750, turned out he was a Silky Terrier his first owner basically starved him on the diet recommended by the “breeder” to try to keep him small ie 2 -4lbs instead of the 17lbs or so average for a Silky.…

This happens all the time. I visited Edgar’s Mission, a local farm sanctuary, and they said they get calls every day from people trying to find a home for unexpectedly enormous pigs. And micro-pigs aren’t even available in Australia.

Tea cup pigs don’t even exist. They are only that small as babies. People started selling them and telling people that as long as they don’t feed them a lot, they will stay tiny forever. Well yeah, they won’t grow because you are essentially starving them.

I can’t even... This is just hilarious. I’d be a sucker to fall for it. One of my rescued dogs was suppose to be a teacup poodle mix. I was excited because my other poodle would have a little poodle friend and I could practically carry two 10 pound dogs wherever, right? Haha. Soon my teacup poodle mix grew into the…

Well, now, we all know none of that matters. Whether you’ll be a good or willing mother is a non-issue— what matters is that you give birth to that fucking baby whether you like it or not.

If this shady af PI saw this misconduct in 2008, why is he only piping up 8 years later?

He also planned to ping women at methadone clinics

I liked one picture of a soldier and a baby and was flooded with anti-BLM and islamaphobic accounts. It took me 2 weeks of blocking the accounts to get them off my discover page.

Don’t blame her for feeling bad about it. It’s a very expensive lesson to have to go through to not give so much money to someone. It says a lot about his character that he had no problem taking an 18 year old’s money.

She taught me only to lend money if I can expect to never see it back. All hail Judith Sheindlin!

1. She has been on reality tv since she was 12 (guessing she gets paid per season).
2. She has a makeup line, which is always sold out.
3. A bikini or inexpensive clothing line.
4. Instagram shilling (she’s one or the most followed person on the app).

My thoughts EXACTLY. This is the basic gist of like 95 percent of the cases she hears!

My mom just quoted Judge Judy to me today because she gave Judge Judy advice to a relative about verbal agreements re:court cases and was right!