Colorado is way too pretty and the air quality is way too good. I don’t trust it. If my surroundings aren’t trying to destroy me I get paranoid.

Try ColourPop lips stuff. They have allllllllllll the colors.

(Not going to put this well but) Just curious but if folks are abstaining from alcohol for whatever reason is it common or now common to say just “I am sober”? I have never heard it used before in this way and I have to be honest that if I was taking a drink order and you said I am sober I would wonder if I asked the…

Maybe they have dogs. My dogs would clean that up in a heartbeat.

Wait, Suri is 10?! Where did that decade go? You kids get off my lawn!

I want to know what product Ruby Rose has on her lips. I don’t even know who she is. But I want her lips to be my own lips on my own face. Thnx.

I’m pretty sure Karlie Redd is too old for Tyga based on his, umm, preferences?

I find it very difficult to believe a bartender would mock someone for claiming sobriety. These fries smell like bullshit.

A Singular Fry is going to be the title of my Million Little Pieces-esque* memoir.

Ruby Rose seems like the kind of person who get into a lot of fights on Facebook.

Don’t throw food at your servers. Regardless of whether you like them or not, or they’re being shitty or not. They handle your food and drinks. It’s unwise and childish.

Same-Sex Rehab sounds terrible.

As a former bartender, I can attest that it’s incredibly common to have

What a waste of a french fry. Also free drinks. I’ll take both please.

Of course the whole Osbourne thing was a PR stunt because for Sharon, everything is a commodity.

After Rose explained she is sober, things got ugly.

I’m sorry, but“cultural differences?” Is that her way of saying Americans are rude? Also, her version of events doesn’t make any sense. Why would someone, who survives on tips, just start attacking a customer for being sober? Especially after that person is offering free items to make up for slow service, clearly that…

Sounds like she’s going to forgive him again... I used to not get why she was so attracted to him, but now I realize... he is Iron Man...

Tom Cruise is right to stay away from Suri. He, of all people, knows how dangerous evil spirits are.

Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival and I have something in common.