For real. I’d hope I’d have that much courage.

Sooo, is no one going to touch on Tom Cruise and his love of “skeet shooting”?

Right? I wanna buy that kid a pony.

SKEEEEEEEET skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet. Skeet Ulrich. Skeet. SKET. SKE. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

All of Bradley Cooper’s girlfriends sound like they are made up.

Between Bobby’s write-ups, the Drew Barrymore quote, and the pet lookalike picture, I’m quite sure that I will need my “Jesus juice” cocktail a little earlier today.

baby dandruff...so cute ?

Haylie Duff gave up her dream of becoming a vet because of the dog shots? So the euthanasia didn’t bother her at all?

Kidman said in an interview a while back that she really wanted to have one more kid (it was with an interviewer who was herself pregnant at the time). I can actually believe that they’ve been trying very aggressively for it.

Re: Nicole Ritchie’s “homeless chic” (ugh I feel gross just typing that)...

I’m still mad at that cat for sleeping with Billy Cruddup when Mary Louise Parker was pregnant with his baby, and then being totally dismissive about how shitty that was.

Is she sitting down in this photo?

(I sometimes forget Urban exists.)

Yea Mary Kate is pregnant! I’m sure she’ll make a fabulous mother, she already looks like such a caring attentive stepmother

These imagined conversations are rapidly becoming the best part of Tabloid Wednesday.

Gwake and bake.

The biology clocks of celebs have special time delay mechanisms. Celebrities! They’re just like us! Not.

Dust of angels, nits.

Wow, I never thought this day would come, but, hey Tom Cruise: same.