Live by the FOX News, die by the FOX News. That’s why political parties shouldn’t outsource to commercial entities. Now that FOX is calling the shots, it’s not so much fun to be a republican, is it?

Well, now I’m going to be sick.

No one “can’t even” like Donna Meagle “can’t even.” Good choice.

Save some room in that casket for me.

It’s so important! I don’t read a lot of kotaku posts, but I will always read about marketing tricks that companies are trying. This post is a great example. I pretty much can’t get enough of these.

I think that’s an important insight - not all victims are likeable. You can be an awful person and still be a victim.

I also had a great time at Joe Millionaire viewing parties. That was a fun show.

You are really good at coming up with names, wow.

I must be very suggestible, because now I’m thinking of having some shirts printed. Thanks, T-Pain!

The CDC has great advice on this and a lot of other subjects. How often do I personally take their great advice? Ummm...

Exactly! The correct response - if you’re white - to “Black lives matter” is to say “Yes. Yes, they do” not “BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!?”

Oh my god, Becky, look at her screenwriting credits.

Every time I read about Flint, I seriously consider creating a Kickstarter to buy me a plane ticket to Michigan so I can kill their governor. I’ll do the hit for free, but I just need money to get out there. Heads should roll for this.

And oh, by the way, David Bowie is dead.

This is the only May-December romance that doesn’t make me barf.

My spouse worked on a tobacco cessation hotline, and there were numerous people who had quit heroin but couldn’t quit tobacco.

I am not even a shoe snob and I agree with you 100%.

Brains are so weird.

I work from home with a 10-month-old. I haven’t showered in 3 days. Coincidence?

Seriously. I don’t want to hear another word from any of the Kardashian-Jenners about being yourself, being true to yourself, being/keeping it real - just shut up. I’ve done a ton of work to try and unearth my authentic self - and it is WORK - and at no point did it involve plastic surgery, contouring or Twitter.