I generally think that we should make fun of Rubio for whatever, but the boots thing - Aren’t those called Cuban heels? And isn’t Rubio Cuban?

I have to respectfully disagree. #TeamKeithMorrison4Lyfe

A lot of people underestimate Lieutenant Kendra - UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE!!!

So I had a dream recently where Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I teamed up to solve a murder.

That is 100% the problem I have.

Unfortunately, that person is serious. I checked their comment history - multiple comments referring to black people as n-words.

You are just on fire today!

Of course! *waves arms, wafts sterility at you*

That’s what I like about this story. It’s serious enough to be interesting, but not serious enough to worry about. Also, I’m from rural Oregon and I enjoy seeing what I escaped from.

Done and done.

I just imagined that, and now I am sterile. Thanks a lot!

Tsk, tsk. Another liberal looking for a handout. :-)

“This bitch has control problems” unless you are talking about a poorly constructed control-top undergarment, that sentence pretty much always is written by a horrible person.

I hope the fourth child is named “pluperfect.”

My guess is the one on the left had/has an eating disorder. Those can be pretty hard on your body.

“Bill Clinton abuses women, so don’t vote for Hillary” has got to be one of the weirdest talking points to crop up lately. I see it over and over from the trolls here. Where do you even start with that? Do you try to point out the many substantial differences between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? Do you point out that…

A black man putting his hands on a white woman? I do not need to see the shitstorm that would generate, no thank you.

It makes sense that republican women would be more angry. They have all the disadvantages of being women but no feminism to channel that anger.

No one understands a lady like her tiger does.

Seriously, hipsters. Alligators. Every day. Stop moving here.