Before your real milk comes in, you produce this kind of pre-milk stuff called colostrum. That stuff kicks in right away. So the baby has something to eat, at least. But babies are expected to lose weight instead of gain it during the first few days.

I really enjoyed my soft, squishy belly after months of it being pulled too tight.

I’m making this face right now: O.o

But I think there’s some value in reporting which specific bear shat what in which specific area.

Better late than never? I wish your comment didn’t describe me, but it probably does.

I’m terrified for that kitten. Harper looks like he’s about to wring its neck and make you watch.

It’s hard to say which they hate more.

Yeah, I’m not clutching my pearls over this, but I am kind of chewing on them nervously.

Baby Mama was not a good movie, and I can’t figure out why it wasn’t good. How did those two amazing ladies create such a forgettable movie?

I feel like depressed people like me need our own social media. A place where we can post pictures of ourselves with a screaming child and that je ne sais quoi look when you haven’t showered in three days and you’ve been sleeping in your clothes. “I wish I was dead, LOL!”

I’m sorry for your loss. *hugs*

I think the appeal of the idea is that it enables people to feel morally righteous without having to do anything. It’s pretty easy to be morally superior to people selling dismembered babies for profit. And you don’t have to do any of that “feeding the poor” or “helping the needy” business that Jesus kept yapping on…

I thought that WAS James Franco in character. Holy shit, that’s a real person?!?

And who the hell calls out 10-year-olds for being “basic”? Yeah, those are children - children are kind of basic.

So I might be a bad person to take advice from, but my advice is DO IT! I love having short hair. And it does grow back. How attached are you to your longer hair? If you like having it long, maybe think twice about going that short. But if you’re like me and can’t stand having that much hair for another second, go for…

OH MY GOD YES

I’m in the Portland area too. PNW high five!

Or “slightly pregnant.”

But either one of those is better than ‘cuz, which is the worst.

She literally wrapped herself in the flag to go on Fox News. SO MANY Fox commentators wish they thought of that.