Look mate, can you do me a favour and just be honest with what Ive said that bothering you here, this might go quicker cos you seem to be moving the goal posts. First it was the fact I said some sounded more serious to another poster, which I addressed and you ignored going on to talk about people being utterly…

Hehe typical! well context is the hardest thing to learn about swearing so I guess she was a quick learner!

The orphanage thing isnt familiar to me and sounds a bit more harsh and she/he seemed bothered by it long into adulthood which isnt usually the result of what Im talking about or in fact ever, in my experience. She/he was also worried the child was being threatened by their parents which isnt normally ones reaction…

Lol, Fart Party!! Thats quality! I think its gas now, Id be in proper bits hearing that from a cute wee kid! My illness was flaring up there and I was feeling pretty shitty but the phrase fart party has put such a smile on my face, so cheers to you to the lil future stand up for cheering me up!

Ha ha true but at least when they hit 5 I can bust out the threat of no Christmas presents " Santa wont come, no hes not coming unless you tidy your room and stop puttin cheerios up your brothers nose". That said after reading all that you could threaten me with the Cucuy now and Id step into line :)

Was this meant for me? I dont think they give four year old detention, I dont think they really do detention for primary school kids in general unless its very serious, hell I dont remember people getting detention that much in secondary school.

Perhaps but Ive never seen it used that way, possibly thats where it originated but I've only ever seen it used as an appeal to an authority figure like the waiter or bus driver etc who are usually dudes, and sometimes just some random person. Ive heard the woman will come over if your not quiet as well. I cant speak…

I had to google that and Im down a folklore rabbit hole so thanks its my new thing I learned today! I think your version of boogieman totally kicks our boogiemans ass!

Im sorry you were told something shitty sounds a bit mores serious then the case here but thats not the case for most people,who are told this its usually at an age when they act out and probably dont remember it. Maybe its an cultural thing but this doesnt cause me concern I doubt very much shes being seriously…

The man will come and take you away is not a sinister as it sounds, Im pretty sure most Irish children are told to behave or the man will come over, at some point or other. I think Ed Byrne or some comedian even has a joke about random women using him to to keep their kids quiet in public.

Seriously people its a kid, a tiny kid, kids act out, the parents are egging her on for a laugh shes not going to turn out to be a violent psycho or nothing, for fecks sake what a bunch of dryshites.

Fuck that shit, how utterly disgusting! Clearly the scumbag who did this doesnt have any respect for people but starting a fire in a residential area also put those people at risk, even if just it meant it would be harder to leave a memorial burn out without trying to intervene then say a car or a bin, what a…

Not surprising he has a new excuse to avoid taking responsibility particularly when he seemed to have take on the song every week, maybe it would fit in with him being high but id be more inclined to throw some slack his way if it wasnt being used as means of avoiding rather then taking responasbility. Im all out of…

Pity all this stuff is still quite taboo because it would seem theres alot of people wanting to be more ethical consumers when it comes to porn etc but I never see it on the websites with the advice on organic veg and ethical clothing, seems like a big part of life to ignore particularly since people and their…

Thank you! Just could not think who it reminded me of, would have driven me cracked!

Nope same here, its literally the only reason I havent done it despite always wanting to have a go it looks like great craic! Even just being in the crowd now I take into account what Im gonna wear and if its gonna make things easier for the gropers, IME I think the younger the crowd the worse it is and the old…

Yeah I think I know what you mean, even with the internets attempt to reclaim it making it much easier for people to pick up out of habit, and even if its being used towards a straight person whose being an ass it still makes me think badly of the person using it, that it was there goto insult. Is that kinda like…

Yeah I guess ,thats a much nicer way to look at then I was a bit thick, thanks :) Though honestly a big part of that is probably the luxury of not hearing it often or having it said to me as a slur but Ill take a silver lining wherever I can get it these days! Though Im often confused when by the censoring of…

Aah that makes way more sense, every other site blocked out all the letters but f, and I was really confused about how fucker was specifically homophobic slur but yeah thats not cool even with the douchy paparazzi.

Mark, I normally shudder when i see this stuff covered on jez but I cant say how relieved I was to see you were the one who covered this, thank you. I'm sure the comment section will more then make up for it in another edition of how backwards all Irish people are, but I sincerely thank you for for the way you…