Jaysus, again with the offending people McCarthy, feel free to take a day off with this shit. I know we'd all appreciate it. Also if other people in the comments werent saying how bad of a joke it was I wouldn't even have known it was a joke just a random transphobic tweet, I really dont get it, but I probably dont…

Firstly thanks for responding even though I did call ya a troll :P

I've only seen the trailer so im gonna go with confusing and starring leo dicaprio? :) Thanks though Ive seen the gif in a few places and didnt get the ref!

Ha, I reread what I wrote and man you might be right, that should not be first place my mind went! Though Id take a million weird things made from bodily fluids over that awful story about the killings, give me your breast milk mona lisa and ball sweat waterfeature, any day over that stuff!

I skipped this earlier cos I wrongly presumed, since its thes internet, that it was gonna be another thing made out of breastmilk or semen, so this a pleasant surprise! The artist did a cool job, I cant believe I couldnt just pop some of them on, and Im loving all the pics of other marple sculptures in the comment…

Lol " "inb4 anyone conflates sexism is real" with "patriarchy is real" "

Ah thats sucks man, Im sorry you cant have contact with your step daughter, seven years is nothing to sniff at, that must be really tough, but you've a pretty healthy attitude towards the whole situation. I hope very much you get your happy life and find someone who appreciates you, you deserve it mate!

Ah well its pretty cool of you to be able to say positive stuff about her as well the issue you had, its easier said then done to get that perspective after separating, some people just cant ever get there.

Ah if only could we could have free beautiful shoes and bragging rights over our opposing teams, thats the dream :)

Ah sorry I feel bad Im not fluent in gif so I dont get the reference , but I do appreciate its mesmerizing quality!

Hahah no way, for real ? Good grief, do I dare ask what he refused to believe ? Well at least they were honest I guess! Yeah its so frustrating you feel like you banging your head against the wall with those conversations.

Not all internet commenters! :P Is that my first serious response or did I get lucky and the literalists all take the day off!

lol yeah I was joking dude! Cant say Ive had the pleasure (unless your Irish, then probably :P), sounds like shes an ex for a reason though!

Ah if Id converted to metric I would have gotten it sooner :P Only messing, I get ya mate, just taken the opportunity to mock the ironically challenged in these parts, theres always one! We may have chased them out but if we are quiet and leave out crumbs of satire, they will come back!

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Because women who dont like soccer automatically like shoes and/or shopping *eyeroll*

Nope still dont believe it, Im fully convinced people can be swayed by the facts!

My hairs pure heavy and it kills my scalp when it needs a cut, I recently discovered the best way to tie my hair back minus any scalp discomfort was using a pencil or chopstick. Im glad to know I can pass this off as a retro 90's fashion look and not an indication of my laziness and inability to deal with my hair! I…

lol Is it a bad sign that when I saw ridiculously overpriced everyday item , I wasn't immediately sure if it was gonna be a Jez author mocking it or if it was one of those sponsored posts :P

Ah thats where I've been going wrong, I've just been screaming why arent you Johnny Lee Miller at my bf and then running out of the room! :P