Trump is president and Paris Hilton doesn’t look so bad in comparison to the resident famous-for-nothing-celebs. This simulation is not working. Shut it down and start a new one

I prefer her over the Kardashians

Speaking about yourself is not cute and it’s not clever but I suppose it makes you feel speshul, so whatever. But now you’re mixing first and third person, that cranks up the annoying to 11! If you have to be a tool, at least be consistent