Three years of chiropractic services are included with each new car purchase.

Because we ALL KNOW teenagers are WAY TOO DUMB to ever figure out how to hack a pressure-sensitive steering wheel.

It's too bad it's so hard to find good carporn without accompanying violenceporn. I've hidden my siblings in a windowless room while machine guns fired in my neighborhood one to many times to ever voluntarily watch this kind of movie. BMW looks great, though.

Ditto. Interesting-looking car, too. Really unlike anything else out there.

I'll do $5.

Absolutely hilarious.

Silly old man.

You're such a nerd, Mr. Torchinsky.

Golf, meh. *yawn*

You said above, that "I generally buy new cars and drive them for 3 years, then get a new one."

Mama needs an AMG.

::applause::

Jason was only living out his dream of re-enacting a music video, but sadly, things went wrong before he got to the hot dancing girls.

There's a dark green Disco that regularly parks at "my" Starbucks. I want it so bad it hurts.

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The 6-speed auto goes with the V-6.

I know! It's crazy talk!

I'm reading that book, too. And his story of about the ignition coil cracked me up.

::applause:: That's fantastic.

Hmm. Since it seems to be all the girls you date maybe, just maybe, it's you, not "the girls." Maybe they're begging you for help with this and that because you're not being a man,