a shaved head requires a certain shape of skull to look good.

Drink cold liquor while you’re there, bring an umbrella to sit under, and pee in the ocean. You will have a much better time!

This isn’t to say you don’t have every right to hate the beach, but there are some good ways to approach it to make it more fun.

Yes and Trump is the greatest white, just ask him.

Great white sharks are fantastically beautiful animals, though of course I don’t want one within a hundred miles of me if I’m in the water without a cage.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So I might steal your diamonds,

First.

This is truly a tragic day. I knew it would come but I wanted it to be just a little while longer. This band alone defined the way I approached music. The Allman Brothers crossed so many different genres across their multi decade career. They turned me onto funk, southern rock, blues, jazz, gospel and country. Without…

When you make everything into a consumer good, then consumer choice reigns. Even when it destroys the social compact.

My favorite moment is when Trump loosens his fingers to maneuver out of the handshake and Macron grips Trump’s hard one more time as if to assert that the handshake won’t end until Macron is good and ready.   

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Seriously. Last I checked, the Sith were a meritocracy.

I ADORE that they have her doing such a powerful pose. Because it’d be the same badass pose if she was a male character, which is awesome. And now I’m crying again.

I think it’s appropriate. Brown is the thematic color of the rebellion and grey is the color for the Empire.

There’s also a great one with Carrie and Mark Hamill:

It isn’t the stories they tell that bothers me. It is how they tell them.

Important people are imperfect. In fact some of the best leaders were also asshats. This is how I view Thomas Jefferson. He had an amazing mind but he was also a slave owner.

But that’s just not true. That’s like saying that no real follower of Christ would refuse to bake a cake for a homosexual couple. Actually, you can find very real support for this sort of thing in their religious texts (whether we like to admit it or not). Sure, the vast majority of Muslims wouldn’t do this, and…