At the end of their drive, the Jinn explains that he doesn’t actually grant wishes (anymore)

I mean...as a big ol’ liberal in a red state, I’m willing to bet she voted for Hillary. Hence the escalation - being surrounded by Jebus and gaslighting and Republican smugness gets crazy-making after a while.

No! Violence is not the answer! (run them off the road) You should call your congressperson, or write strongly-worded letters to them voicing your concerns (make them pay).

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

Good god, I’m tired of folks dumping on Clintons for the 1994 Crime Bill. That law was supported by Black leaders, who recognized that shit had gotten out of control. It was a case of best intentions going wrong.

I think there’s a misconception that everyone in the military supports Trump and there are certainly alot of supporters in uniform but some might be surprised how many of us despise this imbecile. This is the 5th president I’ve served under and I have never seen this level of complete and utter contempt for the…

Let’s not forget that the crime bill actually had the support of leaders from various communities of color. At the time, these communities were being decimated by senseless violence.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

because women are just surrogates for their husbands and men are individuals who have potential and didn’t really mean it. duh.

For the same reason no one holds Bernie responsible for voting for it or his “sociopaths” comment. “It’s not sexism....”

Welfare reform was going to happen with or without Bill Clinton. It takes more than the president to pass that legislation. He wasn’t the president I wanted but I was 8 and had no choice. He is Hillary’s albatross and she will never atone to your preference. She didn’t win the election, Trump did. Why do you bring up…

Joe Biden wrote the 1994 crime bill. Why does no one hold him responsible for any of the consequences?

My favorite part of the interview: When you say, ‘freak out,’ what does that mean?

Let’s be real. People who go to the Met gala don’t give a fuck about art.

I don’t give a fuck if they smoke all of Virginia, but I am absolutely outraged and appalled that they smoked inside a museum. I hope every single one of them dies sooner rather than later.

“But, like, what’s an art?”

Excuse my language but these fucking vulgarians can just fuck right off. I don’t give a flying fuck what they do to their own lungs in the interest of staying thin but smoking in the GODDAMN METROPOLITAN enrages me. Vapid twits.

I smoke once in a blue moon. It’s gross, no one should have to be subjected to it via secondhand smoke, and the celebs doing it in this context and then taking selfies of it as if it’s cool are moronic and juvenile.