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Oh it smells just fine. And I’m almost never sick. And think how much time I save not doing laundry or being a germaphobe!

So, you’re a washing machine salesman? Or you own a drycleaning business? 

Family Medicine. You want to disinfect every item in your house you go right ahead, but unless that pillow smells or you have a cheap pillow case there’s no reason to.

I am a 24yo woman in a long-term relationship with a 24yo man. Our mattress+boxspring are on a rug on the floor. This eliminates the potential hiding space for lost socks, hair ties, tissues, and condom wrappers. Bedframes are for suckers.

It is amazing/appalling to me how much filth people can ignore. I am directly responsible for one of my friends being married today, because he was going to invite his Canadian girlfriend (YES SHE WAS REAL!) down to visit him for the first time and was all excited.

It’s just a trick foisted on us by Big Pillow to make us ruin our pillows and be forced to buy new ones! Resist the Pillow Industrial Complex!

Professional Doctor here going on record with Team Fuck That Shit. Hypoallergenic pillow case....period.

Regarding pillows, nah. Do you launder your mattress? Your sofa? Same issues with those.

Unwashed pillows build up a strong immune system and a healthy army of microorganisms and parasites that will fight for your honor.

Didn’t she get mad at all the sluts in NYC using up all the plan b so it wasn’t in stock when she needed it.

Eh, she’s mentally ill. But also from a wealthy background, connected with underground Manhattan (drugs help make friends, kids!), and a constant car crash with the ability to describe it all well. Oh, and young, white, and attractive by NYC media standards.

I had a “Harpo, who this woman?” moment until you reminded me who she was...Ugh.

Not to be that person but a career by 26, fuck her for that alone. Must be nice to grow up rich and have connections.

People like Cat Marnell are part of the reason it’s so insane to me that people still want to claim the US isn’t a country with deep, deep class divisions that tend to be reproduced quite independently of a person’s actions. If Cat Marnell had been born to a working class family, she would have spent lots of time in

Women are fucking programmed to prioritize being thin over everything else. I got a kidney infection and ended up in the hospital. The antibiotic they gave me made food taste disgusting - bitter and like there was a ton of salt on it - and left a horrible taste in my mouth. I couldn’t eat for like a week; I drank a

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has

Yeah the only difference between her and any random addict on the streets is an endless supply of cash and a pretty face (which won’t stay pretty for long if she keeps living like this).

en serio... who cares about some privileged blondie who threw her life away to do some drugs? It’s pathetic how she got a $500,000 book advance when there are more talented writers working in day jobs and trying to send out unsolicited emails to publishers during their free time. I read her stuff on xoJane and she’s

Yeah, other than being pretty and rich she sounds pretty much exactly like relatives of mine who struggled with addiction. Right down to the deep-seated belief in their own fascinating uniqueness. No one in the media wants to fuck my relatives that I’m aware of, though, so their stories don’t get quite as much

Oooh! A story about a “glamorous” rich kid who does drugs! We’ve never been down this road before!