I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

Let’s trade Albert to get Ashley back.

Dime Bags Two For One

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

I can’t believe I’m saying this, and fuck Rick Perry still, but it seems like this hearing is going about as well as any of the hearings so far, inasmuch as me not thinking our country is totally fucked:

If Kelce was so concerned about holding, then he should have tried holding onto the ball on that long throw down the middle that he dropped.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Somewhere, George Karl is beaming with pride.

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

Whoa, slow down bud, trying to take notes here.

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

The first such experiment, which was not the whole plane, was a disaster.

“That’s not his dick”

Baaaaaaaaaatter up!

Wait, the ram on the field is great and all, but can we talk about the Nookie Monster?

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

“This is your camera on DirectTV.”

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