I have the same thought, but also thought, oh pretty... 

Damn! 

No, I have three. Is this not normal? 

She was old school. When actual real lingerie stores existed (like in the 40s and 50s), they taught this. My mom swears by it. It always makes me laugh, but it does work, so there’s that. 

I do actually! And a fused spine and a caved in left scapula, but I’m wondering how these people who clasp in the front even see over their boobs to see the hooks? I’m not even that blessed (c or d depending on where in my cycle) and I can’t! Is it my limited mobility (I can’t bend my neck well)?Cause I do better…

I don’t know- see the bold. Seems pretty parallel to me. 

I mean, was it though? Because this (bold) was printed in the book- seems pretty clear to me.

All Levi’s have synthetic brand patches though? They are either Vegan leather or, on the ones I have, a cotton fiber blend (similar to a dollar bill). https://www.theflamingvegan.com/view-post/Vegan-Clothing-It-s-In-the-Details-2

This is terrible. And a saddle made from saddle leather would be way more appropriate, and useful. 

Y’all, I’m confused. Didn’t James Frey (of Oprah’s book club fame) get roasted for writing a semi-autobiographical book and embellishing it? Even though there was a disclaimer in it that said he did? Why does this guy get a pass for being batshit crazy? Help. 

I actually think Tiffany could be cute. She needs a stylist who doesn’t hate her. Bc whoever did that eye makeup on those eyes in the above picture hates her. 

Same. Also, one on my neck, which seems weird.

My wedding was small, so it wasn’t great, but I figured it wasn’t the time and just let it go. Not gonna get stressed at my own wedding. Oh well. 

I had more people show than rsvp (typical for my family and somewhat expected, so my catering people were expecting it)- so a few crashers would’ve thrown it off more. Then again, I guess I did have a few crashers, as in an estranged aunt I haven’t talked to in 10 years, her boyfriend I’ve never met, and a few plus…

No. I’m close to the area. People were literally parking on the fwy, and a few small children even wandered into the traffic. It’s an actual problem. Like, go, but don’t be a dumbass. Stay on the walkway, park in the designated area and watch your kids.

Not half assed- struggles with. That’s different and I think you know that. At the end of the day, a messy pony or braid isn’t a huge thing, but with practice it will get better, and it’s one less thing I have to do. It’s also one more thing my daughter gets to do with her dad, and not have an assigned gender role…

Ha- those day care ladies are miracle workers. I used to be one in college and I did not have those skills, but I could get a kid to sit still in a way the parents couldn’t- that might be half the battle there though. 

Aww! My dad could only do a high pony, so tight it pulled my eyes back (functional!), and I loved it too. It was time with him, and yes, that’s what mattered.

Thanks. She’s pretty funny I’ll admit. I’m like 50/50 on most kids. Like, I enjoy children, but I also enjoy giving them back to their respective parents. I’m glad mine is one I can enjoy. Not gonna lie, I had multiple freak outs while pregnant bc I was concerned I may not like my own child. Turns out she’s a good mix…

Guilty. And yes, she is. I also don’t know where she picked up on Batman, bc while I am a selective comic nerd, we don’t watch Batman around her, my comics are off limits and yet here she is- calling everything in a cape Batman asking “please fight?”