I’m assuming she means the “jackoff” Hand gesture that teenage boys tend to do at each other. Source: had brother. (Still do- he’s no longer a teenager.) 

I had to quit public speaking bc of it. I’ve gotten pretty good at slipping in a similar word for the one I’m looking for, but sometimes it’s just a stupid thing. I was trying to say giraffe to my husband and said “ridiculous fancy horse.” With people I know, it can be funny, with people I don’t, or am on a…

Thanks. I haven’t had much luck with the topicals, but they are definitely available here. I’ve helped my dad get them for his nerve pain. Seems to help him greatly. My best friend also has some for her cancer related nerve pain/ joint pain and says they help too. I don’t know why they don’t have an effect in mine…

I actually get the concerns. New tech can be scary. No one wants to be the test tube. Having said that though, I’m super excited for self driving cars. I have epilepsy; I can’t drive. Most of my real life problems with my disability stem from transportation issues. Self driving cars would be a god send. I’m sure I’m…

I guit smoking weed 3.5 years ago when I was attempting to get pregnant. I’ve only smoked once since then, when I had a miscarriage, and admittedly, I enjoyed it. But then we were trying again, and were successful and now I have a 2 year old, and she’s busy, and I don’t think it’s a great idea. I do miss it; it helped…

Girl (I think, I apologize if it’s boy), same. I am in a high dose for seizures and sometimes I can’t get word out, like at all. I hate it, so much, bc I love words (like almost romantically), but I like breathing more, so... 

I wanted more easy Rawlings. So dissatisfied it didn’t happen 

Thanks! Me too- he’s my person. He’s also my Grandma’s fav child (he calls the most, sends care packages, was her first baby), so in interests of preserving my clueless uncles and aunt, I’m glad they didn’t have to suffer at the hands of my old, but very capable grandma.

They did this to my grandma when my dad had heart surgery. I told them it was a bad idea. No one listened. Then my dad took a turn for the worse, and they had to go tell her, and pack her up to come say goodbye (he made it through, but still). She did not respond well. That lady Is tough as nails. Was an army wife,…

I am so sorry. I’ve been here and even though I too got my baby, it still hurts. 

I am so sorry. 

It is Xmas, and my bf (now husband) have been dating for like 6 or 7 years. His mother, who lives in Utah, has been on us to visit, so we are taking a road trip from California to visit and make her happy. However, before we go, my bf clears that we have to sleep in the same room (not even the same bed, just same…

My great aunt had one of those aluminum trees. It was a classy silver. I have always thought it was the epitome of cool, and have always wanted one, even though my husband thinks they are tacky as hell and we decorate minimally for holidays (we didn’t at all until we had a kid who loves it). I love all the repros i…

I was checking a friend’s oil and found a HUMMINGBIRD. Do you know how weird a hummingbird looks when it’s not flying? We gave it water, and then sprite (which I have no idea if that was a good idea, but after the water it kept examining the cup) and then it flew off.

Half of it is the posing. I used to get an obscene amount of money from a Halloween costume company to shoot the inserts for random Halloween costumes, and they would send it each garment with 6 poses to be shot. This lady got the same blueprint. (Before anyone @s me- I get the idea- you are selling “features” of the…

This. I have had so many people get on my case for still using tampons, even though I’ve explained I have an iud. I don’t think that’s well known information 

This. It kinda freaks me out.

This.

You are welcome to come cook for me any time! Excellent taste in music, and a good cook?! I’m the opposite though- my family throws me in the kitchen bc I’m the only one who paid any attention to my grandma and mom, so I’m the only one who picked up any kitchen skills (spices guys! It’s a thing!). And now my in laws…

I vote for Leslie Jones, and encourage her to require multiple wardrobe changes as part of her deal (you’ll dress her now bitches!). I don’t know why she’d take it though- boring, but maybe I’d watch them instead of highlights on YouTube then next day.