Betty Crocker would know! I’ve heard that about eggs. Honestly, I’ve never worried about it. The risk is so low- I’ll just walk on the edge here.

Ha! Sadly, no. Just a salesman from NJ, who never got over not making the football team. But he didn’t like like books either, so I can see where you got confused.

I know of exactly one person who got samonella from raw eggs and he was a body builder who literally swallowed raw eggs (6 daily), and tbh I’m not confident it was the eggs exactly bc he ate all kinds of questionable stuff and was kind of gross. Doc blamed the eggs when he heard about it though, which was fair.…

Super heroic might be my new favorite company. That website is slick. 

I still chest bump my husband randomly and yell pillow fight. It’s hilarious.

Well, had pierced nipples. Since we are tmi already, they started to work their way out when my moderate sized boobs turned into huge useless milk bags (I couldn’t nurse due to medical issues- thus the useless) so I took them out and due to pregnancy brain I put them somewhere so safe I have no idea where. Never did…

Ha! Half my life is a certified disaster, so I’m sure that won’t be the titile, but certainly a chapter. 

I’m not sure it was only the booze exactly, as much as it was wanting attention, even negative. I didn’t know her well enough to call it one way or another. But I do hope she’s doing better. I’m not angry at her, but I do wish my husband’s boss hadn’t seen my boob. It’s a bit odd. 

Ok, so this is just a weird story, and it’s funny now, but at the time (5years ago?)it was all kinds of wtf. My husband works in logistics and runs a huge warehouse full of fancy electronics. Contracts with the armed forces, schools, etc. They throw an annual holiday party, and go heavy on the drinks- open bar. I…

Look, he’s cute and all, but I hate it. Sorry kid! 

Came here for this. 

I buy both men’s and women’s, but I will only buy Levi’s in store bc they vary greatly. You can grab two of the same wash, same cut, same size- and they will be completely different. I don’t like elastic in my Levi’s either, and you can find those in store (and they’ll order them for you too). 

A hyphen would’ve helped! “Boyfriend-cut,” I swear

They definitely do. I have a friend who works for one of the big name news studios whose job it is to edit them when life events happen. 

Dude of all the things. The couple child died. When my nephew died, my sister could not even look at her other children, for at least a month. I wish I could’ve afforded to send her on a vacation somewhere. Instead, I took her children for that time, and whenever she needed it afterward, and her marriage still fell…

Oh, you can get that with Levi’s, it just takes wearing for 6 years first.

I’m not a Katy perry fan per se, but oddly I admire the fact that she was raised this way and broke out of it. I’m sure I kissed a girl, whipped cream bras, and even that terrible short haircut (long hair being a woman’s glory and all that)are her own personal rebellion. Pretty sure the cult she was raised in aren’t…

So my worst was actually a condo I owned. I used to rent out a room bc my medical bills had gotten out of control. I had three bad roommates in the time I owned it- one guy wanted all his bills sent to his mom for accuracy (and she was crazy, called me a whore for living with two men, hated that her baby boy left) and…

You should stop writing about your family. It always hits me right in the feels and I can’t handle it.

I’m if the mindset that if it helps her heal, the do you. She still paying alimony though?