This is adorable actually 

I’m so late to this thread, but my husband horn me once in his slee thinking I was husband brother. In husband defence, his bro is a right dick, and i got breakfast in bed for like a week 

This dress is missing length. That color and fabric requires movement, which it can only acquire from more fabric. The dress was done wrong by being lopped off. I actually love the brashness if the color and sheen

Mine was so stupid. I was 8, trying to save money for something, so my dad taught me how to clean the pool my mom had to have. One day I found a dead and bloated rat in the filter, stuck. I got my dad and while we were getting it out the thing literally exploded. Gross, but the visceral image wasn’t what haunted me.…

I’ve had a miscarriage and luckily did not need any medication to get me through, but had this happened to me while in that emotional state, I would have showed up hysterical, shouting about my condition. Why did he want me to die too? Wasn’t he a trained medical professional, aware of the health risks? That he was…

Are you 6ft and blonde, but more of a hippie than a Barbie, randomly break out into the choreography from dirty dancing at clubs and weddings and from Ecuador? Then hi bestie! When are we getting the kids together? 

One of my best friends has hair this thick and long, and she feels weird with her hair not in her trademark bun. When I had long hair (curly though- and past my shoulder blades, but right above my butt) I couldn’t stand to have it up- even when working out. Too heavy. Headband maybe.

Tom hardy is my kind of hot, and yes I’d date him and prob put a ring on it. He’s a bit of a tossed, but drops surprisingly intelligent tid bits here and there and I love it. Also, have you seen him? He looks like the hot man next door, and that’s my type.

There was some post somewhere about making a bond series about a young M (they cast Michelle Williams) and younger (older?) agents (they had cast Janelle monae) and I would so be there for that. That will never happen either, but it’s a hell of an idea. 

She is a goddamn delight 

I went crazy for the kiddo’s first birthday and made a mini unicorn smash cake. It was adorable and I trotted it and a million cupcakes to the park for her party (which we all knew was for my husband and I really, and not for her- she was in it to see the ducks at the park). It was hot. Her cake melted. It was the…

When I tutored high school aged kids they used Dropbox. I guess times are changing. (I only found out bc they sent me the wrong link a few times- that was awkward). 

Her Instagram is a delight. The end. 

This is a fantastic article. I used to teach kids with disabilities and it was amazing how once you got them all into the classroom they shed their differences and just became kids. My nephew also had lissencephaly, and used a wheelchair, and though he couldn’t walk or talk, it was always the kids that were nice to…

May that Mariah Carey song haunt your dreams forever

When I worked retail (ages ago) the official start date was 10/15. I bet they’ve moved that up since the early 2000s. 

Mine has wolverine. 

While I won’t buy it bc I am a Scrooge who hates the holidays, I like legends voice enough that I won’t want to murder the crazy people around me who delight in Xmas music ALL THE DAMN TIME. I see y’all in the comments too. What is wrong with you?!

My sisters used to chase each other around with the vacuum hose trying to give each other hickeys when they were mad at each other bc then one of them would get in trouble. I am much younger than them so I associate them with the vacuum. I do not find vacuums sexy. 

You have a gift Michael. All the writers at the Root are good, but you are somthin else