Aww, the friend was just a kid going through a rough patch. I’m sure it made sense to her at the time. And husband and I weathered it through separated colleges and all kinds of medical issues and life stuff, and we ended up just fine, so yeah, I’d say we did! 

He’s usually pretty emotionally intelligent! Part of why we’ve lasted (though he’s had moments). But yeah, we were sabotaged, but I give the girl a pass, she had just lost her mom to cancer and her dad to grief, and was lashing out at anyone and everyone she was afraid she’d lose. It was probably for the best anyway-…

As I’ve mentioned previously here, I met my now husband while dating someone else, but I was at a house party in high school at the end of senior year and everyone was drinking but me, so I felt hella awkward. I was sitting on a bed, and he flopped his tall ass down next to me, “why are you not drinking?” So I told…

From all accounts I’ve heard, he’s right about Chevy Chase though. Bill Murray too. Sorry guys! 

The only way to make it work is to pair it with a tight high waisted skirt- which may or may not work with your body type, and which may or may not require tucking in the shirt- which kind of defeats the purpose. Large chests can hide a waistline. 

My daughter is 2 and just discovered stickers. Her current obsession is the stickers the nice people at target give her (they have a cool dog on them) and the stickers on the bananas (she likes bananas). She’s pretty easy. But his means if she goes to target and she doesn’t get a sticker her life. Is. Over. And it is…

I am betting this guy is a charmer when he’s one on one. I can see the appeal. I had a friend in college like this- in a crowd tried a bit too hard, but get him alone and he was surprisingly charming. He got much more comfortable with himself in his 30s and has a gorgeous wife now (a social worker), and runs some high…

White men don’t like being told no. 

Baby aquarium also works! My niece used to call it the cabbage patch, bc that’s where babies grew... 

What is it called?!

My sil just had a baby, and he looks like a tiny skinny Churchill. Also, my nephew, who is now 2, was almost named Winston. 

I have seen approx. 3 babies that were cute straight out of the oven, and I’ve seen a LOT of babies. All c section (obviously). One was mine (bias? Sure, but she was cute, so there), but even the nurses came in to show the other nurses so I think I’m onto something. Or it was the drugs. Whatever. I’ve also seen one…

This. I’ve been too big, and I’ve been too small. In fact, just before my wedding I lost too much and was a good 15 lbs too thin, due to cycling seizures (they burn calories guys, and not in a good way), a medication change to control that, which left me unable to sleep or eat much, and a high stress job I was afraid…

My mother does this too. The odd thing is, my mom has been at least 30 lbs over weight (usually more) since she had my brother and he’s 31. I’ve been a generally healthy weight with exception to when I was pregnant (I was on a medication that made me gain, but was pregnancy safe- but I gained A LOT), and the year…

I don’t hate him, but I will skip a movie if he’s in it, with exception to toy story. I do not enjoy his work. At all. Forest gump was ok. Once was enough. Turner and hooch had a cute dog, so also ok. Other than that... pass.

Also hate Julia Roberts. Exceptions made for pretty woman, but in all honesty it may be bc I love her hooker boots 

I fucking loathe Kevin bacon and all those “he’s such a NICE guy” stories just fuel my fire. If it ever comes out that he’s actually Satan, well, I told you so.

Yes! And props to whomever recognized Thor as a comedic force. I would’ve never guessed. 

I thought so too, but something must’ve changed, bc apparently EVERYTHING except huggies turns my daughters butt into a rash itchy mess. We had an assortment stock piled too, from smart friends who had kids and bought diapers at my baby shower, in assorted sizes. They were all exchanged. I tried another brand on a…

Agreed. The other guy is adorable, but he’s a kid. He’s undercooked. Jason Momoa is a specimen.