I confess I went to one once. They opened for rhcp, I had a free ticket- I went. Say what you want about rhcp- they put on a good show. I love flea. And free. 30 seconds to mars was late and terrible. I left the floor and actually bought overpriced beer. I never do that. 

We learned pretty quickly that apparently my daughter has diaper sensitivity (bc of course she does) and we should only use huggies, which destroyed all plans at just using Costco brand diapers. Huggies has Winnie the Pooh on them. They change up the design occasionally, but always Pooh. My daughter has no idea who…

I’m famous! I’m honored. I’ve gotta tell my husband, who will be confused, bc he has no idea this website exists.

This. She’s had a rough couple of years. I’m sure she’d rather have the time off than the money right now. 

Knee length thick black or charcoal grey cotton pencil skirt in summer, skinny jeans (or express editor slacks if I’m at work) in colder climates. I found these silky-ish tees once that actually look business, but are tees- tucked into the skirt- totally professional- thrown on with the jeans- casual. I have a bunch…

My favorite movie of hers is probably an odd choice considering how many movies she’s been in-  stranger than fiction (with will Ferrell and meggie Gyllenhaal). She reminds me of my favorite college professor in that, right down to her clothes (except my professor always wore doc martens Mary Janes).

I’m sorry- I already did it. I didn’t know! It was the only name my husband and I agreed on, and is an old family name on my side. Also, she looks like a hazel.

Ha! Me too! 

I feel like I kinda used him- I just wanted to feel wanted. I shouldn’t have dated him at all, and even high school me knew that. And I was kind of mean.

So I have one where I’m kind of an asshole.

A taser is an inherent threat of violence- it’s a taser. The sleeping student doesn’t know if it’s been disarmed. An this wasn’t the officer’s first offense either. I think she’s enjoying the power trip, or is insecure in her training. There are other ways to deal with this- I’ve been a teacher, and taught children…

Yeah, I’m not. I was slapped awake at school once. I was post-ictal after having a seizure. You don’t know WHY the kid is sleeping- what home is like, medical issues (diagnosed or otherwise). You don’t need to threaten with violence. 

I don’t find Bradley cooper attractive and he looks good here. What’s up with that?

Life goals right here. 

I am a-ok with looking like Andre. 

I would Sam Elliot. It’s the voice. I’d pass selleck, but he’s been in a few things I enjoy. 

Eh, my skin (and hair) is super dry, so I use it to take off my makeup and rub whatever remains on my face, paying special attention to flaky areas. Doesn’t break me out at all, but does my husband. He’s very oily though. He still uses it in his beard and hair though 

Made the same comment somewhere else in the thread. Tom selleck too. The stache is an integral part of the face- looks weird without it. 

Sam Elliot and Tom Selleck look real weird without a mustache. Also, my dad, but you don’t know him.

I’m aware