This isn’t altering language, it’s being more accurate with it. It behooves people who wish to communicate effectively with others to use appropriate verbiage.

No one actually gives a shit what you think, you know. Perhaps you should go bother someone who cares, like your grown-ups.

I have a bottle of Woodford’s smoked cherry bitters that I bet would complement this nicely. I do not have any sherry though, so the world will never know.

My daughter is homebound and lives thousands of miles away from me, so she had some supplies in her house, but not that much. I was trying to source stuff for her and toilet paper was the hardest one... until my husband had to order some for his job. Duh! I got him to ship a case of TP to her, so now she’s stocked up…

I noticed my Canon printer in my Alexa devices list the other night after I had set up some smart bulbs. I’ve tried getting her to do anything with it, but so far, all I get is, “I’m sorry, I’m not sure.”

One of us. One of us.

One of us. One of us.

My husband prefers XF nibs and has never had a problem with any of his Safaris. I, on the other hand, cannot tolerate the inherent scratchiness of XFs and when I try to use one of his pens, it skips and hard starts for me. I think it’s technique, or how I grip the pen, or something else that could go under the heading…

My husband prefers XF nibs and has never had a problem with any of his Safaris. I, on the other hand, cannot…

We call them “copsuckers” in my house.

Only if you put the Band-Aid over their mouths.

We have a charcuterie platter for dinner every once in awhile, and my grandson has learned to eat all sorts of different things that way. He’d probably be thrilled with one of his very own and his mom would hopefully appreciate the break. I’m sure it will be a hit if I make sure to include his favorite thing --…

That’s how I got my first copy of “Sugar, Sugar”, which is definitely the perfect match for breakfast cereal.

It ain’t the barrel you have to worry about; it’s the whole damn orchard.

That asshole (check his actual user name) has been impersonating the real Dr. Lizardo for months. TPTB won’t do shit about it.

Welcome to that family!

Welcome to that family!

I haven’t tried these myself, but several friends have recommended them highly. Masks from Starks Vacuum Cleaners, with nose flap.

I haven’t tried these myself, but several friends have recommended them highly. Masks from Starks Vacuum Cleaners,…

I missed that detail, thanks for mentioning it, fellow renter. My landlords are pretty slack but even they would notice bolt holes in the front porch.

I missed that detail, thanks for mentioning it, fellow renter. My landlords are pretty slack but even they would…

Nope. Dolt45 gave away all of FEMA’s emergency money in his bullshit executive order to extend the unemployment supplement for a few weeks. The cookie jar is empty.

Pretty sure Chris Titus copyrighted that title awhile back.

he was fined and banned from operating a charity by the State of New York, after he stole from his own.

Have any of these people ever gotten packages delivered to them? I have an unlocked deck box on my front porch with a sign on it that says “Packages here, please” and maybe a third of mine end up there, regardless of who does the delivering. All they have to do is open the top and that’s too much trouble.

Have any of these people ever gotten packages delivered to them? I have an unlocked deck box on my front porch with…