That’s not a secret, though.

And so can I. Besides, I doubt CFA wants to soil their holy hands with my dirty bisexual lucre. Really, I’m doing both of us a favor.

Audrey Hepburn had her voice dubbed over by Marni Nixon, who did a lot of that sort of thing; she also was the voice of Natalie Wood’s Maria in West Side Story. I don’t recall there being any real plan to use Hepburn’s voice, since she wasn’t known as a singer, although they did keep her singing in the movie in a…

If I’m ever anywhere that has what might be a sketchy setup, I just plug in my battery and then plug my phone/tablet into that. I always have the portable battery with me, but I’m not always good at making sure it’s charged, so this takes care of both problems at once since data won’t flow through the battery.

Our Kroger’s here in Texas carry Coffee Crisp, so it’s made serious inroads far away from the border. It seems too sweet to me, though I adore coffee/mocha.

I learned to like these as a kid, but they’re definitely an acquired taste. I mostly have them as throat drops now, because the horehound is very soothing. The company also has a bunch of other flavors (I see them at the checkouts at Jo-Ann) but I haven’t really tried any but the root beer, which is tasty, too. Root…

It’s legal to drink in public where I live, has been for years, and we’ve never seen any problems like that. I live in Texas, and in a college town too, so the odds of our having bad behavior from public drinking are pretty high. Worst thing is that sometimes the cops -- who are typical Texas cops, not cool laid-back…

Popcorn temperature is not a hill I care to die on. It stayed warm enough for us, and definitely warm enough that the butter didn’t congeal.

Alamo Drafthouse has the best setup for popcorn I’ve ever had. For $5, you get a giant (like 14" diameter, but shallow) metal mixing bowl with unlimited refills, and the popcorn is not only perfectly popped but has exactly the right amount of butter. The first time we went, the server asked us if we needed extra…

When my daughter was 5, my parents took me and my kids to Disneyworld. My daugher at that time was absolutely hooked on Megara from Hercules, and so we looked for Megara in the Magic Kingdom several times but had a really tough time finding her. She never seemed to be where the map said she would be. Finally, late in…

Ahem, *ilk.

That would require that he have that much grasp of the Bible, which seems unlikely at best. I mean, maybe, back in the day he saw “Jesus Christ, Superstar”, so not impossible, but...

Not everyone who was killed was Christian.

And some, I assume, are good people Biebers.

Again: Bullshit. And I say this as someone who lived there for decades, first as a brat and then as a wife of military members.

When I was the office manager for a handful of Golden Corrals, one of the mainstays of Southern family restaurants, I often got pressed into service at lunchtime. I’d done food service work many times before but neglected to mention that to my boss, so that they didn’t expect me to be out on the floor serving or…

I do, actually, because one of those days is my wedding anniversary. Even so, if I told my husband I’d get to fly home for $6 even if I only got to stay for 6 hours, he’d ask me what time I needed him to drive me to the airport.

>the deep and vile hatred the average Hawaiians all seem to have for the average haole.

Gabby Giffords would like a word.

That’s Olympic-level percussive maintenance! Well done!