My husband uses gummies from JustCBD, and he’s had good results in helping with his chronic pain. He is being treated for cancer and uses CBD as an adjunct to conventional medicine (in collaboration with his oncologist) to relieve the pain and numbness from peripheral neuropathy.

Again: Bullshit. And I say this as someone who lived there for decades, first as a brat and then as a wife of military members.

When I was the office manager for a handful of Golden Corrals, one of the mainstays of Southern family restaurants, I often got pressed into service at lunchtime. I’d done food service work many times before but neglected to mention that to my boss, so that they didn’t expect me to be out on the floor serving or…

I do, actually, because one of those days is my wedding anniversary. Even so, if I told my husband I’d get to fly home for $6 even if I only got to stay for 6 hours, he’d ask me what time I needed him to drive me to the airport.

>the deep and vile hatred the average Hawaiians all seem to have for the average haole.

Gabby Giffords would like a word.

That’s Olympic-level percussive maintenance! Well done!

Yeah, I’m gonna hold my breath on Frontier getting around to pushing this update. I expect we’ll see it in mid-2021 or so.

My inner critic came with a name: Mom.

My husband says he can tell how big a paper I’m supposed to be writing by how clean my desk is. It’s usually a pile of crap with a small space in front of the keyboard drawer, but if I’m procrastinating on something, you’ll be able to see the whole desktop.

Really? You actually got anything from Verizon for free?!?

I find your superiority complex amusing in light of your inability to spell or punctuate correctly.

You Might Be Procrastinating Because You’re Anxious

Don’t forget to wash the pot. And maybe make some cookies to go with it. Your brain needs fuel too, right? But you shouldn’t just eat junk, so you should also cook a healthy meal from scratch. And...

Duh, me! Reading is a useful skill, I should probably practice it more often.

Duh, me! Reading is a useful skill, I should probably practice it more often.

Paula Poundstone used to tell a joke that the reason why adults ask little kids what they want to be when they grow up is because we’re looking for ideas.

Bennett Cerf’s joke and riddles books are good resources for kids. You can find them cheap at used bookstores and the library. Time-tested, and if your kid masters some of them, they’re old enough that his/her fellow kids probably won’t have heard them. But classics never go out of style. The punchline to this one has…

“My favorite thing is kids trying to tell jokes when they can’t yet tell jokes.”

If your family is worth more than a Trillion freakin’ dollars, why the fuck would you go around killing journalists and hacking phones?

“Wahhhh! Mommy, I don’t want to watch any more movies about doggies!”