I told him that if he didn’t suck so much, he’d get to play longer. Listen, you gotta give them motivation and inspiration when you can.

I have a cheap (like $1) brush I bought at Ikea that is perfect for washing things like graters. I even use it on my Microplane, though I have to be careful to brush in one direction. Just squirt on a bit of dish soap, use the brush to rub it around to all the surfaces, and then give it a good scrubbing.

Is that the goon squad? They’re slightly more delicate than I expected.

My parents are in Year 65 and still making each other miserable. They were the flip side of yours in that my mom was the horrible one and my dad her enabler. They’ve mellowed a bit with age, but not all that much.

Chipotle code isn’t working.

Chipotle code isn’t working.

I see you’ve met my parents.

It took me awhile to figure it out. She has her arm tucked into Goofy’s left one, so that’s her hand on his forearm. The angle is just right to make it look like that hand should be attached to the guy’s right arm.

Several of my friends have worked as hotel maids and their advice was to put the dirty towels in the bathtub. That way there’s no doubt those are the dirty ones.

It’s true! She researched her bank balance and that helped her make her decision.

Little Susie also needs to stay away from the other kids’ parents. My husband is immune-compromised right now and we live in fear that he will be inadvertently exposed to something in the grocery store. The alternative is to never leave the house for a year, and that’s not gonna work.

Wanted to mention, for anyone who is interested, that the Echo Input does not support the communications features of the Echo Dot, etc. — no calling, no Drop-In. I overlooked that and almost bought one and this is a dealbreaker for me.

Wanted to mention, for anyone who is interested, that the Echo Input does not support the communications features of…

Yes, dear. Bless your heart.

I’m not dismissive, you’re just being simplistic. It’s far too easy to give these assholes a pass by saying they’re “mentally ill”. (Especially if they’re white men.) Hey, no shit! Nice, ordinary, well-adjusted humans don’t gun down a bunch of people. It may be a factor, yes, but we need to look at all the causes, and…

Yes. Also, water: wet; fire: hot.

That’s not what happened, nor is that what the article you cite talking about. Take your lies and hate and go somewhere else.

The brain bleach is in the blue bottle on the second shelf.

True; but it might contribute to your being a mass murdering fuckhead.

It is, but I don’t bother for people who haven’t got a firm grasp on their own basic logic. You wrote a lot, but since your basic premise was flawed, you said nothing worth engaging with.

No, asshole troll, “Tom McCuck”, the “real hero is not in handcuffs right now” after killing 49 people.

It wasn’t a “gun ban”. I guess reading isn’t your strong suit, eh?