I fall right in line at Costco but other places that try to check my bags get a breezy, “No thanks!” as I walk on past. That’s not a reply they are prepared for and most people don’t know how to respond. The one time someone actually pursued me out of the store, I was polite and assured them with a big smile that it…

They might not have them killed -- directly, anyway, although working for Walmart might be considered a contributing cause of death -- but they can, and have, taken out life insurance on their employees. It’s called “dead peasants insurance”. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cash-out-your-dead/

In Hawaii, where I’m also from, you have to be both.

Thanks!

Works for me. Congratulations on your success!

Off topic, but why TF are you gray around here?!

The old joke is that Jews are guilty but Catholics are sorry.

I’m sure they’ll fit.

I’m sure they’ll fit.

There’s truth in every single paragraph here!

My grandson wasn’t expected to survive, but we were incredibly lucky and he did. I’m sorry you lost your little girl. 

Yep. My first car was a ‘71 Cadillac Coupe de Ville and the light system was kind of amazing. Little ports on the front hood edge to show you if your headlights and blinkers were working, and a little Wall-E looking periscope on the back deck that showed the rear lights.

Maybe we can persuade them that the K-rats are made by Jews, so they’ll have to eat each other?

Nope, nope, nope. I do not eat Satan’s Semen, aka mayonnaise.

My son bought one of those ratchet belts and it arrived today. It looks to be surprisingly decent quality, although I wouldn’t be very surprised if the metal coating on the buckle peeled/flaked off fairly quickly.

My son bought one of those ratchet belts and it arrived today. It looks to be surprisingly decent quality, although…

Thanks for that. I still have an actual C=64 in the closet, but I considered getting this one for the nostalgia factor.

Thanks for that. I still have an actual C=64 in the closet, but I considered getting this one for the nostalgia…

Yes, you said that. And I disagree.

You’re right. Peter Simon comes from a famous family and is probably well-known himself on the Vineyard. He didn’t have to drop any name but his own.

Sister, father, the Simon family is kind of famous in general.

So, $22 at TJs?

“Steve West’s shocking and vile comments do not reflect the position of the Missouri Republican Party”