Can you name the state legislators from your district, or the legislative leaders in your state?

You don’t deserve my best work.

My thought process: Eeew. Ooooh. Yummm!

Little buggers ate the ropes off 2 hammocks before I learned my lesson. On the bright side, they left one string so the whole thing didn’t fall down. Decent of them.

Little buggers ate the ropes off 2 hammocks before I learned my lesson. On the bright side, they left one string so…

No, the Kuru Toga Roulette. I’ve got plenty of retractables (I also use the Pentel Clic erasers) but that sharp edge thing drives me slightly crazy. A pencil that eliminates that is something I never knew existed.

Yeah, I was at TJs on Monday and did the same. In my defense, my freezer is pretty full already so we’re only buying the things we’re absolutely sure we love. I’ll just have to make room next trip.

No, sweetie, this is the shit you get after you fuck.

I did not know this existed. I need these pencils! I’m overdue for a JetPens order anyway.

Another option, one that I used in my last car that didn’t have Bluetooth, is the AUKEY Bluetooth Receiver Car Kit with 3-Port USB Car Charger, Magnetic Base, and Built-In Microphone, https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0168GBMCY . It’s magnetic, with a base that can be mounted anywhere, and the controls are easy to…

Hey, I bet his, uh, ego needed soothing after Melania dissed him with her tweet the night before.

Those guys wank to “Robocop”.

The word you want is “biased” (both times). Don’t criticize someone else’s writing if your own is only marginally comprehensible.

Let’s keep ‘em afraid.

Zyklon B was more expensive, too. Nazis were cheap motherfuckers.

Clone. Him.

Almost a year since this was posted and nobody before me noticed that the letter from the NHTSA was addressed to “Mr. J.S. (Jurassic) Park”? I checked to be sure the date wasn’t April 1.

Perfect picture + headline combination.

We have both the board book and the longer paper version, too.

We have both the board book and the longer paper version, too.

That disease has infected the whole Goddamn Old Prick party. They are masters of projection.

There is no daylight between those three.