It’s a good one when you hear it both pop and hit the mirror.

In your lede image, that (gigantic swollen growth) is NOT anything you discussed in this piece. That...that right there is an alien-orb and should only be removed by a board-certified surgeon; preferably, one that has served a residency period aboard the USCSS Nostromo.

I once read an article in a reputable financial magazine that promises to teach people how to make $50K every year. After 5 pages that basically just explains what is a dividend portfolio, his “secret” technique, laid out in a three-sentence concluding paragraph, is to put $1.25 million into a portfolio that pays 4%…

Also, we went through this with Infinity War. If you skip any of them you don’t deserve Endgame.

The new Ferrari isn’t a 458, it’s just a Tributo.

I think we’re burying the lead here: they hit a cruise ship first, about an hour before!

Eat your heart out 11foot8 bridge.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

Call me crazy, but losing essential security because you can’t be arsed to push a button seems a bit surgery-with-a-hand-grenade to solve a problem that doesn’t exist...

You must be fun at parties

Followed by what Mahk has to say about it...

These have worse depreciation than Mercedes.

An article on Military.com reported that the vehicles were coming from the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps, which apparently no longer need the things.

In other words, a bunch of police departments with extra asset forfeiture money are about to get new toys to play army with.

Can’t finance tires over 96 months.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Boeing’s reaction

Dunno. Most of the “M Badged” BMW SUV drivers I see seem more into the Brazilian Wax process...

So the Z4/Supra only get the B58, but the X4 and the X3 get the S58 with like an extra hundred horsepower.  Because SUV’s need more power than sports cars I guess.