Newton should send his game check to Gilmore for that mind-bogglingly idiotic penalty Gilmore committed on a play where Newton was sacked and they’d have to punt the ball to Brady with the score tied and 2 minutes left in the game. Instead, 5 yards, automatic first down, GW drive extended.

It endangers nobody and results in more donations of money to help the people who are trying to survive the apocalyptic devastation. It doesn’t even have the large overhead of benefit concerts. I don’t have an issue with it.

Do not take this as an endorsement of his blackballing, but he’d have a job if he didn’t opt out of his contract with the Niners.

Why does charity have to be classy?

Body camera off = guilty until proven innocent.

I wonder if this has anything to do with his diverticulitis and surgery. I have dealt with GI problems much less severe than his, and they are unbelievably terrible.

1. if you’re looking to Deadspin for journalistic integrity or consistency, you’re gonna have a bad time

And what’s the deal with airplane peanuts? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the bag?

All part of the plan. Can’t have anyone get more over than Roman Reigns on his way to WrestleMania Coronation #4.

Chrome has this lovely extension called “Disable HTML5 Autoplay”. I wonder what it does?

the mug is round...the jar is round..........they should call it Roundtine

They killed the next next big thing by having Braun lose after just one F5 after giving Brock like 4 of his powerslams. That was total BS.

Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.

idk probably for the same reason they call car chases in movies “car chases” instead of “scripted car movements designed to look like a chase”????

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

and whats up with innings...we should call them outings that is so much more fun

Because not everyone is such a twat.

“Vine YouTube videos”

I really, really want to agree with you. But I can’t.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?