I hope you drown in a highly localized flood.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I will do no such thing because you are not Sheik class, but some raisin ball jabroni like the Virgil.

Huh, usually a sexy star’s photo shoot leaves me with an injured arm.

[Signs with Patriots]

To white people, being called “racist” is one of the worst things in the world. Even worse than threatening to kill people because of the color of their skin.

[players receive box of solar glasses]

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

No need to insult vaginas.

can marchman post this article tomorrow from the point of view of a white sox fan who previously received gordon beckham used footwear

UPDATE: The chicken, I now remember, also had black pepper on it.

Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

And why is it when black people acknowledge shit, we are the reasons why racism still exists?

You can get right the fuck out of here if you’re talking shit about Italian beef

I just pray they hang his bronzed plaque low enough for everyone to be able to touch his head for as long as the Hall exists.

As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

Back around 78 or so, Pappy McShifterson rustled up for the clan a slightly rough 72 Dodge Titan motorhome, a Class A, a big 30-footer. Looked like a barn with a flat roof. It had a big Dodge V8 o’course, and a thirsty’un. Why, Pappy would say that if you left it running while you fueled up, it would never get full.