What’s up with black players getting coaches fired? White players just shut up and play. Black players complain incessantly.

Golf got Tiger proofed the moment Rory McIlroy turned pro and destroyed Tiger’s brain.

Plus he’s black so I can root for him without feeling dirty. Tim, could you write me a think piece real fast on how awful white people are?

How is white privilege any different than Deadspin hiring you because you’re black? You are clearly the worst writer on staff.

Amy Schumer is a protected person on Jezebel. No one is allowed to criticize her.

Could we get a think piece on this? We’ve got a white guy making a homophobic slur, I think we could cover the issue in 5000 words.