We want to question these two guys, but they’re already gone so, we’ll hold these other two guys hostage. We’ll piss off the IOC and the USA as part of the process. What could possibly go wrong?

From what little I know of Lochte’s relationship with his mom, she would def. not be worried or surprised to find out he spent the night doing blow off a series of hooker asses.

Thank you, this has been my question. I see no motivation for them to make up this story. Even the people who say it’s fake don’t seem to have any reason why they would make it up.

investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen

This is an awfully intense and elaborate response from an underpaid, understaffed police force that has neither the time nor resources to address the high rates of crime in Rio for its citizens.

Everyone keeps saying this, but I don’t understand. Was there some sort of story going around that Lotche was with prostitutes or buying drugs? It doesn’t make sense to volunteer a story to cover up something bad if no one was accusing him of bad behavior to begin with.

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Is lying to NBC an crime in Brazil? Don’t these dipshit police have real crimes to investigate?

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

JEAHL!

so you think women are irrelevant?

We take men being out to get us and our sky very srsly.

Jezebel is only for serious people.

i can’t build a bridge because i’m a woman, so both literally and metaphorically i am doomed by the patriarchy.

honestly great question

all the bridges in my town are for men only

You seem Mad Online™ I hope you’re not #triggered

they allow bobby, staff man, to write the funny posts bc women aren’t funny