Quoth Rita (From Cosmo UK):

Taken out of context, this is kind of funny and confusing right?

We’re not dying.

1. How the FUCK is Cindy Adams still alive? When she first started writing her column, they paid her in fire.

It seems hella wasteful though - maybe not for her because she probably has designer everything and there’s a market for that. But getting rid of all my Old Navy/Uniqlo/Target crap every 6 months wouldn’t do the environment any favors.

An ode to Jezebel, by Sodburger:

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

*rolling my eyes so hard*

(with tuition costing between $36,080 and $42,555 a year per student)

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Or photos of them together.

To be fair, I also don't exactly know what snapchat is. If I'm sending people photos it's mainly cats or gifs of joe Biden.

“Why can’t I just be cool?”

Well this is it. This is the day that tweet beat broke me down and I’m off to twitter to follow Spencer Pratt. Is this what giving up feels like? It’s oddly comforting.

This picture from the piece certainly says about a billion words...

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

I believe it was sincere.

My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.

It’s a thermodynamic oddity. You can lose weight in your abdomen by standing on your head, and it migrates to your boobs. It takes disciplined patience but eventually it happens. Helps if you hold your breath, as well.