FUCK. just fucking fuckitty fuck

GODDAME IT Ilana, why aren't we breast friends!!!

I really enjoyed the first little bit where they are intorduced and then after 11 min it gets really good... baby mutants... specialists being "vehemently opposed" - that's when his character really nails it and gets more funny/awkward

FYI - there is another episode...

FRIGHTENINGLY accurate

Hope Mary and Shonia found happiness... I'd probably have spent the last decade kicking myself and crying

Luckily it was a replica!

It's weird that she counts off (5, 6, 7, 8) at a COMPLETELY different pace than what she proceeds to dance at

that "pro tip" may actually have changed my life.... always do the eye you're worse at first!

I was just saying elsewhere here that I feel woefully unprepared for March Madness this year.... I guess I've got to start getting wilder so I can take part in the bracket this year ;)

I am feeling woefully unprepared for March Madness this year.... I had to google ayahausca :/

Seriously! Look, I know that technically a drink, is a drink, is a drink. But damn it, Champagne definitely gets me more drunk faster than any hard liquor and it's more fun!

The Lionel Ritchie one is pure gold

"It's refreshing to see an academic institution invest in their students in a different, more unconventional way, even before they set foot on campus."

"filed to: LOLOLOLOLOL"

SERIOUSLY

KATE - I'M DYING CAN WE PLEASE ALL TALK ABOUT THE BACHELOR FINALEEEEEE

Palin: Guys, "the earth worm can take one for the team"

"Sex with fan contest" - I read this as a dangerous encounter with an oscillating fan...

I got a message from him and ignored it - you can enjoy the smug feelings with me :)