RX Candles - Handmade in LA! The Wild Grapefruit is the best!

RX Candles - Handmade in LA! The Wild Grapefruit is the best!

So yummy....

So yummy....

Diptyque! Expensive as sin but oh so delightful. Available at Nordstrom and on Amazon I believe.

Diptyque! Expensive as sin but oh so delightful. Available at Nordstrom and on Amazon I believe.

I’m a bit salty today.

I’m 6 feet and 10 inches ... those are seperate measurments btw ;)

I saw this kindly old couple harboring an alien!

I worked at Hooters in college and experienced the worst pain in my entire life. After a particularly busy shift, the days hot sauce splashes/hand wipes had soaked through my doubled-over apron, Dickies, and boxers and were burning my penis. It was not gradual. I was standing the restroom, the regular restroom for…

what is that based on? that crap weed the government grows for marijuana studies?

you have to be careful with grated potatoes. they start to oxidize and turn purple/grey/black. a little crushed vitamin c tablet or some ascorbic acid mixed with water will keep them white!

In San Francisco a friend of mine got cum on his shoulder in the sauna from the guys behind him cranking a pair out.

she used to receive more when she was allowed to make music

‘Member when Emma Stone was a cool comedy actress and it was a treat to see her in a film?

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

I once had semen run out of me and puddle on the floor, only to be promptly licked up by my appreciative cat. SO was horrified beyond belief.

Thanks!

#notallrapes

Nice equivocal quibble. So, let's replace 'cannot' with 'should not'.