THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

I once had semen run out of me and puddle on the floor, only to be promptly licked up by my appreciative cat. SO was horrified beyond belief.

Thanks!

You are so close!!!!

This is actually lack of research bias plus red herring illogic.

Read something you idiot.

YOU HAVE IT INTELLECTUALLY FUCKING BACKWARDS!!!

And now, I recommend to you,

This is the most excruciatingly dumb thing I have read today.

Dude, I’m sure you mean well. But please stop scolding the expression of my rage and let me rage on, in peace!

Yeah. It would really undermine “hate crime” as a legal concept if we applied laws criminalizing “hate crimes” to crimes committed by men against women due to men’s hatred of women - which is far, far, far too normal a criminal motivation. “Hate crime” is only meant to apply to felonies fueled by unpopular hatreds.

Jezebel is pretty rough and tumble. Sometimes we playfully use the language of the master because it makes our rage feel better.

Or, boredom?

To the extent it prevents against this kind of juridical obtuseness, I say, yes, it would be helpful.

#notallrapes