id watch the NBA Clone League

Just not sure I agree with Bill Polian on him converting to wide receiver

Jason Pierre Paul gives this guy one thumbs-up!

My only problem with this take is I want him on my team (Panthers) instead :P

Why isn’t there a deadspin Orthodox Jewish following yet? Or are we call just so closeted?

Sometimes I almost feel sorry for other fanbases, but then I remember that everyone else’s fans suck too.

I didn’t know Bortles existed until watching The Good Place. He’s a joke even in other dimensions.

Which guy did they interview won a Super Bowl with Brad Johnson?

Haters gotta hate. You’ve had some knee-slappers lately. I don’t know if anyone else still slaps their knee, but I certainly do.

To be honest, I have tons of work to do, with school starting back up next week I am WAY behind. Deadspin is an excellent way to avoid doing it.

Do you have anything better to do than spend 20-30 minutes trying to come up with “jokes” on a Deadspin message board all day that nobody looks at? You must live some life, dude. I wanna be you

They gave the job to a murderous children’s doll. That is going far outside the usual categories of inclusivity!

I think the rule should be if you only interview one person you don’t have to interview a minority candidate. The raiders clearly had their heart set on Gruden so it doesn’t do anyone any good to just have token candidates.

Now THIS is content!

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

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Are you from New England, Emma? News flash: driving in the snow isn’t the hardest thing in the world. If I was getting paid millions of dollars to show up to work in the snow, I think I’d take it slow and make it the alright.

You don’t actually believe Ben Solo when he says her parents were basically trash do you!? He’s gotta be lying. Has to.