Imagine if Cadillac were the Cadillac of cars! What a world!

I look forward to a day when Cadillac is rolling in cash thanks to its crossovers and SUVs and finally gets around to making a top-of-the-market V16 super sedan just for the hell of it.

“as soon as she finds her toolbox.” 

If she needs something pointy haphazardly tossed into her rear end call me.

Alaska is the only U.S. state that can be typed using just one row of keys on a keyboard. So...there’s that!

alaskans are first in something other than std rates, gun ownership, alcohol abuse, and domestic violence. im so proud of us.

So you’re that guy.

Light bulb. A burnt out head light, tail light, turn signal, etc, is NOT difficult to fix.

I know you’ve said it, but how to change a wheel. It will save you a LOT of time and money.
There are so many people i know who don’t have a clue how to do this. It’s staggering.

I learn to fix an empty windshield washer tank at a young age.

Every single car owner should know how to do the following:

The correct setting on a torque wrench for a specific job. Torquing your wheels to “tight enough” is a recipe for disaster.

Brakes.

1) They’re absolutely essential
2) They wear faster than nearly any other component
3) They’re easy to fix (most of the time)
4) Parts are hilariously cheap, shop/dealership labor is not.

See you in 25 years, little buddy

It’s the long-forgotten Honda Crossroad. It’s a “Honda” without any of the long-term reliability.

It turned out his quest for a Cougar wasn’t the first shot in rebuilding the Mercury brand.

Just allowing the Ford Flex to continue being sold is grounds for firing in my mind.

more alarming were the Ford Probe emails.

Internal investigations found that his emails titled “New Escort” were not actually anything to do with bringing back an old nameplate.

It’s like every Subaru owner here in the NE when they look at their rear-wheel arch.