That’s called a catastrophic electrical failure. One of the rods jumped out of the block and cut a wire.

Fortunately for me, my old car doesn’t include any of that horseshit, so my clearing work is traditional.

This new generation of Volvo vehicles is beautiful. There’s something about how Volvo has mastered squared-off styling in a contemporary look that makes their cars attractive beyond belief.

Looks like the engine’s shot.

Every. Single. Pump.

I would still vote for him over a criminal.

Bernie Sanders doesn’t know shit about how cars work.

#FeelTheTorch

We’re going to need a review, Jason.

I am shamelesslty stealing this from someone else’s comment, but the Lada Niva emergency repair kit is a rock and a bottle of vodke. Also, they threw out the rock in favour of a second bottle of vodka, because you can more than likely find a rock.

Ammo can airbox-snorkel for a jeep

fecal icing on this whole impressive shitcake.- woah I need this as a phrase of the week

and...? It doesn’t matter, Doug. This isn’t a democracy. Best ideas win.

I said he should do a full LeMon’s write up, car, build, race, and team up with you. He’s doing that isn’t he?

What you can't see is the 10 grams of coke he's keeping in the glovebox, and the hooker in the passenger seat, giving him a beej.

I know a worm who is down on his luck and just needs a cheap way to get to the doctor.

But can they sing “Radioactive?”

I do knot think this wood be a very poplar car.

Please solemnly swear to keep this shift knob.