But Danny lettered in track! He totally changed just as much as Sandy did! Remember? They mention it once, briefly, in passing, and then everyone sort of forgets about it.

I love As Good As It Gets, but I have to believe that five minutes after the movie ended, Helen Hunt was looking for a place to dump Jack's mutilated corpse.

I'm with you… for some reason he feels like a friend.

I have a recurring dream too. I'm watching Jeopardy and there's a female contestant in the middle, and she punches the guy to her left in the face just as it cuts to commercial. When it comes back on, neither Alex nor the contestants make any mention of it and the game just proceeds as if nothing happened.

Sometimes I like to think about how different our lives would be if there were a finite quantity of 1's and 0's and we had to use them wisely.

He's the Daniel Day-Lewis of this shit.

He's devastatingly handsome too.

What we really need are some third parties that have a clue. Putting aside for a moment the many, many shortcomings of Jill Stein and Gary Johnson, how different would things be if they'd put their energies into getting a few House seats for the Green and Libertarian parties for starters, instead of putting it all on…

I wouldn't be surprised to see the Know-Nothing party make a big comeback, and that's not just because their name is perfect for the times.

Just assuming that Bannon's fat, greasy fingerprints are all over that one.

You'll be shocked (shocked!) to find that, regardless of which sticker you vote for, you'll be immediately redirected to a donation page.

I just looked at the header image, and I already forgot what Chelsea Handler looks like. As for Tomi Lahren, she's in the Uncanny Valley with Ivanka; she's what a supercomputer would return if you asked it to design a generically pretty blonde female person.

I don't know you, but I'd bet good money that you're smarter than most of these celebrities.

Chelsea Handler has her racist uncle feeding her lines through an earpiece?

Fuck, I know the perfect guy to moderate this stupid thing.

On the other hand, it's nice that it's always so easy to tell when he goes off-script.

I'd like to hear from that "Worse Than Hitler" asshole. Where is he?

Stoned Soldier 1: Do you care if it falls?
Stoned Soldier 2: What?
Stoned Soldier 1: The Roman Empire.
Stoned Soldier 2: [laughs] Fuck it!

Sadly, most of his supporters would eat that up.

And Fox News had their biggest ratings bonanza ever after Obama took office. I don't see any of this as surprising.