I wish I shared your attitude, but we live in a time and place where (speaking of pizza) the Comet Ping Pong incident doesn't even seem that weird anymore.

I can't help but think that either of them would have had more fun with the second act rather than going immediately to the Contrite Press Conference. Louis would come up with a solid hour of new material based on the death threats he got from the pro-Trump crowd and his interviews with the Secret Service, and I have…

Facebook and message board accounts are one thing, but what happens if your home and work addresses got out there too, or those of your friends or family members? As far as I'm concerned, this is very scary shit no matter where you are politically (or intellectually, as regards HanAssholeSolo).

For me, that's beside the point. 99% of my total online contributions, ever, are just dick and fart jokes, and I still wouldn't want my personal info splashed all over the news because some reporter somewhere didn't like something I'd said.

I'm sure they're out there. Something involving Donald, Ivanka, and Putin's horse. I'm at work so I can't go looking.

I feel bad for making fun of her whenever she shows up in Rave Cinemas' pre-movie advertisement onslaught, but twenty minutes of soda and car ads would bring out the Dalai Lama's sarcastic side. Best wishes for a full recovery.

"Maria needs brain surgery!"

Would you feel any differently if Fox News or Breitbart did it to someone who created a really offensive anti-Trump meme?

Shit, I don't know. In the past, I would have said that these idiots are blowing off steam in a completely meaningless way; better that they share offensive memes than that they actually get up and do something in the real world (whether that's beating up minorities or raising money for extreme right-wing causes). But…

I will admit to hesitating a moment before publishing it, but I credit the AVC community with knowing a joke when they see one.

Still thinking about this one… the more I read about HanAssholeSolo and his loathsome Reddit friends, the less sympathy I have. And yet it's the implied threat and the moralizing in the phrasing of CNN's statement that bug me the most; like I said earlier, read the following paragraph as if Fox News released it…

Lies!!!1! Why would Jews give away free water?

Nah, the title is too clever.

Ugh, on the one hand, this HanAssholeSolo, er, asshole is a douchebag and this seems like poetic justice and maybe, just maybe, a teachable moment for him and other members of that disgusting community.

Yeah, the stories around the time of Remain In Light are fairly astonishing, from the ambient sounds and African drum loops that Byrne and Eno added without telling anyone else, to the final production credits reading "Produced by Brian Eno, David Byrne, and Talking Heads." It's amazing that the band survived that.

Rock Em Sock Em Presidential Robots

True enough. Nobody could have done any better under the circumstances. Kate Winslet as Batgirl in Batman & Robin? Shitty.

If there's room for one more gringo alongside John Heard and Daniel Stern, I choose the harvest celebration at the end of The Milagro Beanfield War.

That really started to annoy me in Ultimatum. "The asset is en route," "the asset has been contacted," "the asset had scrambled eggs and wheat toast and a decaf cuppa for breakfast…" the guy's got a name, for God's sake.

Ra's al Ghul: Familiar. Don't you have anything new?
Batman: How about *this*?