"I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" is still one of my all-time favorite lyrics, and sadly it seems that it will never be irrelevant.

And Machine Gun Kelly borrowed several bits of that song for "Bad Things" recently, so the Fastball guys should be getting some nice royalty checks.

God, I remember when that video was in heavy rotation in the early MTV days, and we kids would all huddle around the TV in anticipation of that moment.

Any guesses on whether Fox News Blonde #26B is just as stupid as Trump himself, or if she's very subtly giving him more rope to hang himself with? I can't tell.

I know some Wharton grads, and when I asked them about Trump, they kind of shrugged their shoulders and said that Wharton gets a lot of morons from rich families.

There's one thing I don't understand. The one thing I don't understand is every motherfucking word you said.

It's about exploding counterfeit jeans and costars Rob Schneider.

I posit that a very entertaining religion based on this concept is waiting to be born.

Ah yes, Google Glass. I'm trying to think of another instance when we foresaw the negative consequences of an emerging technology and collectively said, "No thanks." Anyone?

Somewhere there's a big gathering of former telegraph operators patiently waiting for their turn in Trumpville.

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that HBO's legal department wouldn't let anything with even a whiff of actionable defamation go out on the air. That said, I hope Ol' Bob wastes a whole lot of money on this and gets absolutely nothing for it.

Dammit, I had Jurassic Park V: Jurassic World II in the office pool. Suck it, Universal.

I'd like to see Mudvayne get into the mix here.

I hadn't thought about it before, but it is sort of darkly funny to imagine how many of these idiots are going to accidentally kill each other when the Shit Goes Down.

I'd like to hear from that guy who's always shitting on the MCU here.

Man, you beat me by two minutes… one CGI monster fighting another CGI monster. I think they've made a couple of movies like that already.

I suppose it's sort of nice that the ACLU has the ability to piss off liberals and conservatives equally.

Anyone got anything besides Donald Trump or his associates?

Well… she sounds lovely. I'm sorry.

For what it's worth, I have yet to meet someone who had a small wedding and regretted it.