I live in an urban area and used to ride my bike everywhere. The best street-cycling advice I ever got (and I can't remember where I heard it) was "always assume that you're completely invisible to every driver on the road; every time you have to turn, or change lanes, or go through an intersection, assume that the…

In my waiting days, there were a few times where I got stiffed and then the perpetrator came back later on and made good on it. Usually it was a matter of them doing the math wrong or just having a brain fart when they wrote in the amount, and then realizing it later on. I'll add that this sort of kindness only…

Happens to me all the time. A waiter saw my "That's What I Do. I Drink And I Know Things" shirt, and made some kind of harmless comment about it. My witty and awesome response was "Huh?" because I didn't remember that I was wearing it.

I'm still holding out hope that the first episode opens with Dany sitting on the Iron Throne; she turns to Tyrion and says, "Well, that was easy." And we never get any further details on what happened in Kings Landing, ever.

Yes. So did David Cronenberg. Just try and imagine his version of the Sarlacc.

Without making light of Nicholas Tom's death or his family's loss, he was a white guy at an EDM festival. He probably died doing exactly what you described.

On top of this, I would not be surprised to learn about the involvement of a sleazy lawyer who's good at capitalizing on grieving parents and manipulating them into suing easy targets.

If it had been Comic Sans, the designer could have plausibly claimed that they were being ironic. Post-Avatar, Papyrus leaves no such wiggle room.

I suppose so; I'm no lawyer, but I assume that, as long as Spicer didn't reveal anything classified, the only possible penalties would be financial. Of course, leave it to Trump and his people to have classified every single piece of information that has ever changed hands since he took office, just for this…

I hope there's some way around the NDA that he undoubtedly had to sign, because I'd genuinely love to read his tell-all about life in Trumpworld.

You know the old joke about past lives, and how everybody who believes in them always believes that they were Moses or Napoleon, while nobody ever thinks that they were just, say, a random farmhand or ditch digger?

As if to prove that there is indeed a God, the linked YouTube video for "Undemocratic," which has been up since May 2015, has only 7404 views and 12 comments to date. And said comments barely move the needle as far as right-wing crazy is concerned.

"Sex before marriage is a sin!"
"Yeah, and afterwards, it's just one more damn thing to take your pants off for."

Somehow, this one's worse too:

Yes they do! We used science to find this out.

I hope one day to find out if there's an interesting story about that, or if it's just an incredible coincidence.

You mean "Anjelur" and "Samanthur", surely.

He was also a Secret Radical Muslim who attended a Black Nationalist Church every Sunday. Obama's a complicated cat.

In an ironic twist, eventually O'Reilly finds himself so unemployable that the only work he can find is wrestling bears.

Hey, I said "hoping." I certainly didn't want to give the impression that there was any effort involved.