In all fairness, it could be, and none of us know because we haven't watched a new episode in the last 15 years.

I'm hoping to make "Shit, that works too" this year's "It can be two things."

Shit, that works too.

Would you settle for O'Reilly being sexually harassed by a bear?

“I can’t really get into depth about why I left Fox and what’s going to happen now,” O’Reilly teased at one point

We went out and saw Captain Underpants last night. I'm happy to see that we came out ahead intellectually.

I predict that if Prof X is in it, he'll be played by a completely different actor who's had nothing to do with the X-Men movies to date. Then Deadpool looks at the camera and says, "Stewart wanted too much money, and McAvoy's in jail. Whattaya want?"

Seriously, he's not even there for Galaxy's final visit to their house; his wife just says "Eric's off working."

My theory is that if a dog loves you, it's acting out of a conditioned response, but if a cat loves you, it's because you've been deemed worthy of its affection. Which one you prefer says a lot about what kind of person you are.

Mrs BlahBlah and I are unironic Jackson Galaxy fans (a possible side effect of being crazy cat people). Putting aside his fashion choices and his moniker (I guess "Richard Kirschner" wouldn't have sold), he seems a good guy and he's definitely doing God's work.

I'm guessing "licensing"?

When I write things like "cocksucking douchebag" and "fucking asshole" on EW's message boards, they don't get past the moderators. Your argument fails.

Except that the blue-haired lawyer is really competent (except for that one time that he inexplicably asked Krusty a question without already knowing how Krusty would answer it), whereas Sekulow generally comes off as a total boob.

That's easy; we as a species are morons.

Me too, and not just the one in 2001, either. Come and join the other 11 Monthers in our search for the Truth about the calendar. We have cookies*.

Sekulow may actually represent a new low for Trump associates, even by the standards we've set by now.

Oh, hell yeah! Sammo's one of my favorites. I even watched "Martial Law" and in retrospect, I can't believe the idea of a tubby martial arts master didn't resonate with American audiences.

RIP Mr. Furst. I hope ten thousand marbles await you in heaven.

I would love to see an action franchise built around a guy who moves like Tony Jaa and has the physique of pre-weight loss Seth Rogen.

I worked with a girl who had two children with two different men before she was 22. She refused to show the kids SpongeBob because, and I quote, "he's a terrible influence." Words fail.