Mr. Holland was a jackass and his big opus was cheezy and cliched when we finally heard it.

Aw man… I had a crush on her ever since Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. RIP Ms Headly.

God damn, there are so many possibilities. Going way back, I'd love to be able to see JS Bach improvising on an organ or Beethoven conducting one of his symphonies (and probably cursing out the musicians the entire time for not being able to play his stuff right). I'd also kill to have been able to see Duke…

Ugh… I saw Chris Whitley shortly before he died, and it was the saddest spectacle I've ever witnessed. The poor guy barely knew where he was.

I saw 'em on the 1994 tour as well, and while I guess that means that technically, I saw Pink Floyd perform live, I so dearly wish I'd been around to see them in the early-to-mid 70s. Seeing them during the Dark Side/WYWH heyday would have been great, but I think seeing them in 1971 would have been best.

Greatest. Opening. Credits. Ever.

Hot take: every movie is saved in the editing room.

Too true, whenever I watch 2001, I get inordinately happy every time Kubrick makes his accidental cameo when he and his camera are momentarily reflected in the helmet of one of the scientists during the lunar monolith scene. It's a nice reminder that even nearly-perfect movies were made by imperfect humans.

It was a fun guilty pleasure for the first few seasons. My favorite thing was trying to pinpoint the exact moment where the writers for the second half of the season started to forget about things that had happened in the first half of the season.

Only in Base 25.

"Arabic people" who were usually played by Indians*, Iranians, South Africans, Puerto Ricans, and white guys from Pittsburgh.

He was standing on a toilet, hanging a clock, and he fell and hit his head on the sink.

I wonder how God would punish mankind the second time around; do you suppose he'd have us suddenly all start speaking the same language this time? If so, I hope it's French.

Hey, remember in 2012 when Newt Gingrich wanted to build a permanent base on the moon, and it was the least absurd thing he'd ever said?

"Jim… life is not a dream."

I have to admit to being disappointed when I clicked on that link; those quotes are far from peak Batshit Crazy Pence.

We would have also accepted "dumbass."

I came here to make a joke about how SETI can probably get all the funding they want as long as they promise to tell any extraterrestrials they contact all about Jesus, but I suppose Pence out-crazies that five times before breakfast on a daily basis.

I'm sorry… may he rest in peace.

If he came for the guns, that would do it.