If only. Then all Liberal Bannon would need to do is touch Steve Bannon and they'd both disappear in a fat, greasy puff of smoke.

We've covered this before. They're just like regular vampires except that they can only go outside during the day.

It can be two things.

No love for Lego Batman? Robin's all over that one.

It nods to his infamous writer’s block, which his friend Terry Jones has attributed to the affable Adams wanting to be in the company of other people and not toiling away in a room by himself.

And god help you if you didn't distract the dog before he swallows the battle fleet.

SEE NOTHING

I reread the books a few years ago after loving them as a kid. You have nothing to worry about.

Naw man, I'm betting it all on the Wicked Wedgie Woman.

"The package" includes a meet and greet with Ted! Is the opportunity to try giving him an atomic wedgie worth $400?

He sounds lovely.

I'm with you on all that. And Stallone in particular always put on a master class in how not to safely handle a weapon.

I've been through the NRA safety course several times (required in my state before you can get your carry permit), and every time, the instructor brought this issue up. For every situation you might find yourself in where being armed would be helpful, there are a hundred situations where it can only make things worse.…

I don't know what that deleted guy was talking about, but I'm a responsible gun owner and I loathe today's NRA. There was a time when they promoted responsible gun ownership and common sense regulations, but that was a long time ago.

That being a Cronenberg movie, you won't lose money betting on "The Flesh."

As Dan Carlin (of "Hardcore History" podcast semi-fame) is fond of saying, as Americans, we think we're Superman, but we're really Batman.

is Franka Potente attractive?

"On the one hand, they decapitated Hillary and Obama, so I love them. On the other hand, they decapitated Trump, so I hate them."

This makes me feel extremely old, because I still think of Odelay as a new-ish release.

Clue needs a gritty reboot tout suite.