And also a similar scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

Sorry to break it to you, but we're already in the President Camacho future.

Awwwww, I read it as "opportunity to loan your door stop". I've been making a fool of myself this whole time!

He and Samuel Jackson were terrific and hilarious in The Other Guys, so yeah, I don't know what you're on about either.

My friends and I snuck into our prom, and we still wanted our money back afterwards. You didn't miss anything.

Given that income levels and the cost of living vary radically from place to place, I don't think you're going to be able to land on a fixed dollar amount. The best rule of thumb I've come across is that you're rich if you're not dependent on a paycheck to cover your expenses every month.

My condolences. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Or right into the room where they keep the black goo? (I haven't seen Covenant but I'm doing my part by continuing to shit on Prometheus.)

That part doesn't surprise me. I hope she gets the help she'll need to tell those thoughts to fuck off.

Ugh… I'd managed to avoid seeing that sentiment thus far. Suddenly I feel like I need a shower.

It's true! We're so lame!

I grew up in New Haven. For the last decade or so, Yale has become obsessed with driving out every local downtown business and replacing it with a big national chain store/restaurant. The Educated Burgher was a favorite spot; great burgers, a unique decor, and the smallest, weirdest bathrooms on earth. It's been gone…

Your nose.

Given that the movies had already shown the ineptitude of the stormtroopers over and over again, they really could have left the Ewoks out of the battle entirely and just had the stormtroopers killing themselves through sheer idiocy, and nobody would have thought there was anything wrong with it.

most "jam bands" (ugh) sound like scientists creating something in a lab, where the Dead sounded like farmers growing something in a field.

Thank you! I used to play in a few song-based bands that somehow got lumped in with the local jam band scene. I always wanted to give those guys a smack for the way they'd check out the first few songs in our set before dismissively shaking their heads and walking away when they realized we weren't going to stretch…

You're hanging around with the wrong kind of people.

"Eastern European" isn't a race.

Johnson seems to be willing Baywatch into being the action-comedy franchise he’s long deserved

The episode of "Rocky and Bullwinkle" where the boys go off to play football for Wossamotta U taught me that it's properly referred to as "The War Between The States."