I was one "libtard" away from Trumpbot Bingo. Thanks for nothing, you fat fuck.

The target audience is Trump supporters. It doesn't have to make sense.

She's white, so it's still classy.

Great set designs courtesy of Sir Ken Adam and a classic John Barry score, but that's about it.

Yep. When I was a kid, Moore was my preferred Bond because the submersible Lotus was cooler than Connery's Aston Martin. Kids are stupid, but Moore is still cool anyway.

I've been saying that ever since the "chocolate cake" thing. My late grandfather suffered from dementia, and it's downright scary how much Trump reminds me of him near the end.

Wasn't that also how at least a dozen Simpsons episodes start too?

Seriously. If Chevy wanted to save a lot of time and money, they could have just hired some actors to stare at a wall, then CGI'ed the fucking thing in.

Life would have been so much easier if I were a Connery.

Unfortunately, there's no such thing as a surgical strike. There will always be civilian casualties, and they'll always leave behind friends and family who will then be more susceptible when the ISIS recruiter comes around.

A million upvotes for this. The ISIS recruitment scheme is exactly the same as the Klan's or the Aryan Nation's: you find poor and uneducated males who see no opportunities for success, then you show them how "they" (the Jews, the blacks, the gays, whoever) are to blame for their situation. And you close by showing…

I don't believe in Hell either, but I can just about accept the idea that, if it exists, it's populated only with the souls of people who did horrific things in God's name.

RIP Sir Roger. Aside from being the Bond I was born under, thanks for using your fame to do some good in the world.

So many classic Walken moments in that shitshow… my favorite is during the presentation to the other chip manufacturers on the blimp. As the little model of Silicon Valley rises up from the table, he raises his arms like Moses parting the Red Sea and you can clearly see Walken (not Zorin) just laughing his ass off at…

I put Skyfall a distant second to Casino Royale in ranking Craig's run. It's got its problems, but I don't think it's technically guilty of the "villain who wants to get caught" cliche. Silva didn't need to get caught for his plan to work; surely he could have hopped on a flight to London to plug M any time he wanted…

Yep. His response to finding her in his bed was one of Moore's greatest Bond moments; after politely rejecting her advances, he says, "Now put your clothes back on and I'll buy you an ice cream."

Yes.

I saw an interview with Lazenby; his story is that he walked away from Bond because his hip friends convinced him that Bond would look ridiculous in the 1970s and that he'd be a punchline forever if he stayed on, and that he was dumb enough to believe them. He was also pretty candid about what an egotistical jackass…

Hm, the story I heard is that after the series went on hiatus after 1989, Dalton gradually lost interest in continuing as Bond, and actually turned down the offer to stay on when GoldenEye got greenlit.

Goddammit.