You didn't convince me. Needs more exclamation points.

ND's also got Touchdown Jesus. I guess I always assumed that, at the very least, they're hardcore Catholics with a sense of humor about it.

As best as I can tell, he's saying that straight white males, who are after all the most poorly-treated people in the US, should be immune from online attacks while simultaneously being free to verbally abuse members of any other race, gender, or religion without any consequences. Also, while I hate to speak before…

Illegitimi non carborundum.

You didn't convince me. Needs more exclamation points.

Well, that was just George. You've got nothing to worry about from the rest of the lads.

Yes, Toby Keith contains multitudes.

The simplest explanation usually being the right one, I'm going to go with "oil."

This, after all, is the same apparatus that reinforced the Bush administration with a “don’t change horses in midstream” battle cry only to run fleeing in the final years of his presidency, as he was rightly derided as a know-nothing and a war criminal and the Iraq war seemed to be stretching on into an interminable…

You misspelled "didst".

The flip side is that twenty years from now, when most schools' Class of 2017 won't even remember who their commencement speaker was, the ND walkouts will feel pretty damn good when they look back on their decision to snub Pence.

Eh, back in 1989 Joe Lieberman was a respectable middle-of-the-road Democrat who might have actually believed in things. Post-9/11 Joe was a different guy altogether.

Is this sarcasm? I'm genuinely stumped.

You call him DR Alex Paterson, doll!

His mouth still works but only to give voice to The Orb's thoughts.

A gig is a gig, man.

This does put a few cracks in the image we have in the US of Switzerland as a nation populated entirely by Vulcans.

I always got the impression from both Easton and Campbell that what they played was so often just the tip of the iceberg, and that they were consciously reining themselves in to help the bigger picture, which is maybe the best (and rarest!) quality a musician can have.

A few favorites I haven't seen mentioned here (disclosure: I didn't read all 1494 comments-to-date before posting):

And cue the conservative encomiums to Schneider's lifelong comedic genius in 3, 2, 1…